I was getting married, then the guy left the day before, so my current boyfriend replaced him, then Freddy and Jason chased me into the closet. Where Chucky was waiting for me... so i ran out of the closet and i turned into a lesbian vampire wearing a sweet a** suit with a leather full length coat and wicked frecking sweet shades. I was dodging knifes in slow motion, then my boyfriends stepdad burst through the wall with Edward scissor hands in the back, when Ed jumped out of the truck and scratched the truck, so my boyfriends step dad beat Ed. Then like 3 weeks later his step dad's face exploded when he as trying to crap a log the size of my mom's v****a........ ninja gonk
 Absolute_Insanity · Mon Aug 18, 2008 @ 11:30pm · 1 Comments |
