My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, they spend the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Friends will always be like, well you deserve better, but best friends will be prank calling him saying "Your **** will fall off in 7 days."
"See, I am your Boo Radley, I am the one who makes your life interesting, without me you would have nothing to entertain yourself."
Impertinant little monkey!
The world would be a better place if fictional characters were real.
Smile...it confuses people.
i'm in ur gaia, beta testin' ur zOMG.
The heart has reasons that reason cannot comprehend.
A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left, would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave; he grabbed her arm and said, 'You're not pretty, you're beautiful. And I don't want, you I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die.'
I like night. Without the dark we would not be able to see the stars.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I will have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you will be devastated then!
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
It's always in the last place you look.' Well duh, you stop looking after you find it.
 Starlight Strawberries · Wed Jul 23, 2008 @ 09:25pm · 0 Comments |
