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Ttitle Clarification: Vacation Bible School= Hell On Earth. Yep, I've seen my version of hell &, ironically enough, it's in a church. Tons of children running around, screaming, crying, bouncing....& the whole time I'm wearing this dorky a** bright green T-shirt with my least favorite animal on it: the frog. OK, so they signed me up to be with the "giant anteaters" group but told me last night the position was filled & I'd be what's known as a "floater" & roam from group to group & help.....Not how it worked. I did end up teaching the "giant anteaters" all day....The only problem was that groups ages were 2-3 years old. stare Logan was up my butt & then some....He likes me....a lot Seriously, when I first started helping they were coloring & I asked him if he was gonna make a pretty picture for his mommy. He says "No, this isn't for my mommy" So, when I ask who it's for he says "This is for you" and he hands it to me. Sweet, right? Yeah, I wish he'd stayed that sweet all day. During the cheezy sing-along thing, he wouldn't let me go to help the other kids in our group & he was squeezing my fingers so hard they urned purple. I'm not even exaggerating. Then, when everyone sat down, heplops on my lap, which I wasn't expecting, but I made the mistake of letting it slide. You'll find out why it was a mistake in a moment. So, during storytime, he was good & he was ok during snack time[make your own cupcakes. 'Twas only by the grace of God that I'm not wearing any] but after crafts [paper plate frogs with those stupid horn things that shoot streamers at people that recoil so you can do it again & again & again stare ] , Logan's true self was shown. We went into the sanctuary to play games [throw a beach ball at a half full 2 liter then put the ball into a hoola-hoop....didn't work like that] He found a plastic ball & tried to play catch with it...with my face. Thankfully, he has horrible aim. Then I tickled him to get him off my lap, which he'd climbed onto again, so he proceeded to run around the room yelling "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!!" & when I wouldn't chase him, he chased me. stare The worst was at the end: he kept telling me to pick him up while we were singing again & when I finally did, the little prv tried to grope me! He placed his hand on my boob & when I moved it to my shoulder, he laughed & put his hand back. So, I put him down. While Cami as trying to talk & get the kids to pray, Logan was shoving his face in my lap & climbing me like a tree. gonk But there was a bright side: The kids got their stupid frogs back & ran around blowing their horn thingys in people's faces, & I looked over just in time to see three kids tackle my sister, Brittany & one of the kids got her directly in the eye by the streamer thing rofl As for the other kids in my group, Chloe avoided me, Ryan was up Sue's a** the whole time, so I didn't have to worry about him, Bryson tried to eat everything: crayons, other people's food, anything this boy saw, he touched & anything he touched, he ate! Dylon wasn't even there for most of it, but he listened....semi-well....while he was & Vincent didn't do anything with us because he screamed & kicked & cried until his mother came back & took him home. Before we left, I layed down on the floor of the sanctuary to wait....Big mistake. Logan proceeded to bounce on my stomach & climb my legs & try to hit me in the face with his frog. Have I mentioned how much I hate other people's kids? stressed gonk stare
Sudoku Kitten · Mon Jul 14, 2008 @ 11:10pm · 2 Comments |
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