It's Hard To be Chibi
Ch. IV: The Solution
As Edward finished with his report, he put down the pen, and began to wonder, how he was going to carry the paper all the way over to Mustang. He began to think, then he started folding the paper to get it do a size were Edward could carry it on his back. Now once Edward had it folded he decided to transmute a carrying device so he can carry the report to Mustang. He then got it on his back.
”There, now I just have to get down from here.” Edward said as he looked for Black Hayate.
”Here doggie, doggie, doggie!” Edward said trying to see if Black Hayate would come. Edward continued this until Black Hayate showed up into the room.
Edward called out to Black Hayate so Ed could jump on his back an get back to Mustang’s office. Black Hayate walked over to Edward, sniffing ground hoping that Hughes left some crumbs under the desk.
Edward saw that Black Hayate was right under him and he jumped, from the desk onto Black Hayate’s back. Black Hayate was so startled that he ran to go find his mommy, Riza.
Riza was in Mustang’s office scolding him for burning a very important document that he was supposed to sign.
”Listen sir, I can’t baby sit you to make sure that you don’t burn anything.” Riza said as she was cleaning the ashes.
“Oh, but I would do my work so well if you watch or participate.” Mustang said with a wink.
”SIR!” Riza said with a gap but was blushing, just then Edward appeared in the office riding Black Hayate’s back. Edward got off, but Black Hayate kept going until he was right next to Riza hiding form Edward.
”Ed, you shouldn’t do that to Black Hayate, you’ll scar him.” Riza said as she picked up the little scared dog. She then started to walk out the room to let Mustang and Ed alone. “Oh, and sir, we are still not done yet.” Riza said before she walked out the door.
Edward looked up at Mustang “Done with what?” He was curious, but wanted to know if he walked in on anything that was, no something for him to see.
”It’s nothing Fullmetal, do you have the report?” Mustang asked looking down on the little guy. He noticed then the sheet of paper on his back, and picked it up, he began reading.
Edward at that time was too small to climb up on the couch and sit, so he sat on the floor and was very irritated.
Mustang ended his reading and put down the sheet of paper on his desk, then picked up the little chibi Edward, and placed him on his desk.
Mustang looked out his window as he spoke. “Very interesting, it seems as if they don’t even live in out own time, also, I wonder if we can get that machine back.” He then turned around to face Ed. “So we could make you regular size.”
”I was wondering, who brought me back here, was it Al?” Edward asked curiously.
”Why of course Al did, but Al said that it was a man that brought you to him. He said that it was weird for he sounded exactly like you.” Mustang said as she picked up the report and began to wonder if they were ever going to get Ed back to normal. “I do have a question for you. These fangirls, what are they?”
”They are crazy, they attack when ever they saw me, and they made me shorter. They are the most horrible creatures I have ever met.” Edward responded folding his arms. “They should parish.” Ed mad is final description of them.
”Now Ed, I’m sure they are not that bad.” Mustang said with reason.
”Oh really? Well look at the next page.” Edward said, for he was able to gather disturbing evidence at the con. He found the most disturbing picture he has ever seen.
Mustang flipped over to the next page and saw it, his eyes grew big, his mouth fell open, and he was speechless. He then quickly flipped the page back over to the report. “WHAT WAS THAT?!?!” Mustang said with a question, but also panic.
”It’s called yoai, and that picture should be burned, if you know what I mean?” Ed said with a hint to Mustang to flame it. Mustang did just that. He snapped his fingers and the picture was nothing, but ash.
”Why did you show me that?” Mustang asked composing his face.
”I wanted to see your reaction of course. Now back to the main reason, what are we going to do…..ABOUT MY HEIGHT!!!” Edward yelled the last part and waved his arms.
”Well Ed, it seems like you are going to have to go back, and find that machine.” Mustang said as he got up and tucked Ed’s report in the filing system.
”YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK?!?!? Sure it’s me now, but I’m sure Al’s next.” Edward said worried about his little brother.
”I’ll go with you Ed, to make sure nothing happens.” Mustang reassured him.
”We don’t need your help!” Edward protected his ego.
”No Ed, this is out of your hands now, besides, I’m curious.” Mustang then picked up the little guy by his coat and walked out the door.
~~~~~ON THE TRAIN~~~~~~
Edward, Al, and now Mustang, were all heading back to the Con, to go see if they can get Edward back to normal. Al noticed the same thing he noticed last time, all the passengers, were dressed funny. Once again Al could fit in.
Once they got off the train, Edward and Al herd some familiar voices.
”HEY!” Said the mysterious voice, and before they knew it Asako, Roxanne, Kayal, and Ashuri, were right in front of them.
“You guys came back for the second day.” Said Kayal, as she said that they soon noticed Mustang, and the new little Edward.
”Oh, looks like you brought Mustang now, hey Ed, what happened to you?” Asked Asako.
”Wait, how do you know me we have never met!” Mustang said as he was shocked.
Al was holding chibi Edward when he said. “It was in my report, remember, they just know us, apparently we are famous.”
“Well, lets not worry about that now, we need to get brother back to normal!” Al said as he looked to see if he could find a lead on how to do it.
”Wait you mean, the fangirls, they did this to you?” Ashuri said as she realized, fangirls can get pretty crazy.
”YES! No help me get taller!” Edward ranted.
”Now that may not be possible, but we certainly can get you back to normal.” Said Roxanne. “We just need to find the fangirls, and I’m sure we can try to get you back to normal.”
”Hey, maybe Vic could help?” Ashuri suggested.
”Yeah your right, Ashuri and Roxanne you guys go find Vic, Asako and I will see if we can talk the fangirls into letting us see how they did it.” Kayal said forming a plan.
”I know how they did it. We just need to find the machine they did it with!” Edward notified them with.
The girls got a new plan started it was like the one they just formed, but Asako and Kayal would got the fangirls to see if they could see the machine. Edward, Al, and Mustang went with Ashuri, and Roxanne to go get help.
The group soon approached a long line in the middle of the large room. They waited in line until the approached a table with three men sitting at it. The three men were, Vic Mignogna, Travis Willingham, and Aaron Dismuke. Vic noticed the little Edward right off the bat.
”Oh hey it’s you again.” Vic said greeting the little guy in Al’s arms.
“Wow, you guys are really good cosplayers.” Aaron complimented.
”Cos….players?” Mustang said with confusion.
“No their not cosplayers Aaron, they are the real thing. Take a look!” Roxanne said as she motioned Al to lift off his helmet.
Al did just that to the three men, and he did it so the crazed fangirls wouldn’t see. Travis and Aaron were shocked, for Vic wasn’t since he went through this already yesterday, and the shock was gone.
Once Travis and Aaron were able to calm themselves down Travis noticed the size of the little one. “Hey look at the bean.” He said.
”WHO YOU CALLING ONE THAT GETS EATING BY FATTIES!!!!” Edward ranted at the top of his lungs.
Vic laughed “Wow this is kind of weird hearing someone that sounds exactly like me.”
”I know, it’s so odd.” Aaron lent on, although he hasn’t herd Al talk, but thought it was still weird.
“Why is he that small?” Aaron asked with curiosity.
”Fangirls, I don’t need to say no more.” Ashuri said looking at Ed.
”Yeah, so we were wondering if you could help us, you guys battle them off everyday, and Edward needs to get back to normal.” Roxanne said asking the three for help.
”Sure, I would be glad to help!” Travis said jumping to his feet.
”Ok, so you have our help, what’s the plan?” Aaron said also jumping to his feet as Vic did the same.
“Well we are planning a sneak attack, Asako, and Kayal, are planning to earn the trust of the girls, and find out were they are hiding the machine, once we get to it, Edward is back to normal, we asked for your help as muscle.” Ashuri explained the plan in a hush tone.
“Well, looks like we are going to need to prepare.” Aaron said as he eyed a sword that an Inuyasha Cosplayer was holding.
“So we get the weapons, and begin preparing for our attack!” Said Travis with his fist in the air.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Ch. V
The Epic Battle
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