It's Hard To Be Chibi
The report
The report
As Edward walked out of Mustang’s office he had a sour look on his face. He was upset for now he has to write a damn report, and to walk back to this office, for a normal person it was just two minutes, but for Ed it was almost ten miles, he thought it would take him forever, until Black Hayate walked by. A devilish look came over Edward’s face. Right when Black Hayate passed him, Edward jumped onto Black Hayate’s back.
”Come on boy!” Edward said.
Then he kicked Black Hayate’s side, and Edward was able to get to this office that he was supposed to write in.
As they approached the room Black Hayate walked over to the desk, and Edward jumped off, but now Edward had even a bigger problem.
”How the hell am I going to get up there?!?!” He said in a little screaming rant, as he looked up to see the height of the desk.
Edward began climbing, he climbed up the side of the desk using everything he could get his little hands and feet on for support.
Finally he got up to the top of the desk; there on the desk was a piece of paper, and a pen, along with dozens of pictures of Elicia, and Hughes’s wife all over the whole desk. Edward could tell whose desk it was, for it was quite obvious.
Edward picked up the large pen and began writing.
~Flashback~
Edward (Normal 4’11” inch height.) was in Mustang’s off lounging on the couch waiting for the b*****d to arrive. Finally Mustang walked through the door with an exhausted look on his face, along with a pile of papers in his hands.
”I swear Hawkeye is really going to shoot me in the eye, one day.” Mustang mumbled under his breath as he put the stack of papers on his desk, then turned his attention to Edward.
“So what mission am I assigned to now?” Edward asked with no enthusiasm in his voice.
Mustang picks up one of the official pieces of paper that was set aside on his desk, and was not part of the other stacks of paper, that he wishes to blow up into flames. He skimmed over the piece of paper before he let it drop to his desk.
”Well it looks like you’ll be doing some investigating Fullmetal!” Mustang said with a dominate voice.
”More?” Edward questioned, for these little missions weren’t getting him no where for his quest for the Philosopher’s stone.
“Yes Fullmetal, it is your duty. Anyway you will be going to this thing called Kiwi Con, the military is curious, for they even say it could help you on your quest for the Philosopher’s stone.” Mustang wasn’t sure, but he would say anything just to get the kid enthusiastic.
“O you think so? Or is it just what you want me to hear?” Edward said in a sarcastic remark.
“You never know Fullmetal, now just go.” Mustang said as he sat down at his desk, and tempted to light the stack of papers on fire, but doesn’t. Instead he really does pick up one of the papers and begins to read it.
Edward walks out of Mustang’s office, and approaches Al who was sitting out in the hallway, trying to listen on what was going on.
”So another mission, brother?” Al asks with curiosity.
”Yeah, we have to go to this, Kiwi Con, lets just get this over with.” Edward said as he and Al exited the building.
~On the train~
Edward was lying down on one of the seats, while his brother Al was in an upright position on the opposite side of him. Edward was fast asleep, as Al looked around.
Al noticed that all the passengers, were weird looking, like they had on some kind of costume on. It almost looked like Al could blend in for once, but he couldn’t help but be curious, he wanted to ask Ed, but he didn’t want to disturb his brother from his slumber.
~The train comes to a halt~
Edward wakes up and then sits up while he rubs his neck.
”Ugh, are we here already?” Edward asks Al.
”Yup, and look at all the people here, brother, not one has asked me about the armor, and their all in costume. Do you think their all going to this Kiwi Con?” Al asked with enthusiasm.
“I don’t know, but if they are, than maybe this Kiwi Con is some kind of party.” Edward said, as the two got off the train.
Right in front of them were three girls. One was average height, brown hair, and blue eyes. She was wearing a blue mini skirt, a black shirt with some cartoon characters, and she wore a collar that looked like it belonged to a cat around her neck. Another girl was next to her, she was about 4’11” the same height as Edward, but maybe just a bit taller. She had brown hair that was at the length of her chin, but it had highlights of all the colors of the rainbow, she also had golden brown eyes. She was wearing, black buckled pants, and a black and white blouse. Then there was a taller girl, taller than both. She had red hair, she had green brown eyes. She wore a black hat that said ‘Risembool Rangers.’ She also wore a shirt that was red and had the same symbol as Edward did on the back of his coat, with that she also wore blue jeans.
”Man that was a long train ride.” The red-head said.
“Yeah really, now let’s just get this convention over with.” The girl said with rainbow streaks in her hair.
“Come on LETS GO!” The girl in the miniskirt said as she locked her arms around both of her friends’ arms.
Edward and Al ignored the girls as Edward pulled out a piece of paper Mustang had given him; they were directions to this Kiwi Con, but Edward couldn’t read Mustang’s handwriting.
”God I can’t read the Coronal’s handwriting, where is this Kiwi Con?” Edward asked Al, but he was also asking himself.
The girls noticed Edward and Al standing looking at this piece of paper, all of them thought that they were two cosplayers. So they approached them.
”So you wanna know where Kiwi Con is?” The girl with rainbow streaks asked the two.
”Yeah, you know where it is?” Al asked.
”We sure do, we can take you there if you want?” The red-head said.
”Thanks that’s very nice of you. I’m Al, and this is my brother, Edward.” Al said introducing himself and Edward.
The girls giggled.
”Wow these two really take their cosplay seriously.” The red-head mumbled to the girl in the miniskirt.
”Well I’m Asako.” The girl with rainbow streaks said then she pointed at the red-head “This is Ashuri” Then she pointed at the girl in the miniskirt. “And this is Roxanne.”
”It’s nice to meet you.” Al said with a little bow.
“Well lets get started; I don’t want to miss the opening ceremony.” Ashuri said.
The group began walking Kiwi Con was not that far away; the three girls led the way, as Edward and Al lagged behind. The walk was not long, or hard, but soon the five were standing outside of a large building.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Next time
It's Hard To Be Chibi ch. 3
THE FLASHBACK
