O N M Y M I N D ≠ T H O U G H T S:
Let's be real. Towns can be either the most boring of Gaia Online experiences, or the absolutely BEST THING EVER. You know. Kind of like school dances. They either sucked, or they rocked, usually at the expense of someone else. It's the same case here. I've grown older, but I haven't grown up, and I still think idiotic people are great for shits and giggles.
So here's the scoop. I'm hopping (as a Grunny) around Towns at around 1:10-1:15 on a lovely Wednesday afternoon to collect Trash and Bugs and what have you in the more obscure maps. I didn't think I'd really come across people, since hardly anyone was in Towns anyway and no one goes very far from the topics.
I was wrong. I'm hopping along when I see:
will-bill15: - i shovemy d**k in u farther-
Well, that's not what I expected at all.
But it figures that what I'd find out way in the hinterlands of Towns were a bunch of cybering kids. But wait, this gets better. I hop undetected to the other edge of the map with the intention of inviting Ville so we could laugh about avatar fornications. However, I didn't get the chance.
will-bill15: ur so tight
dot dot dot
will-bill15: ur not talking do ima go
After several seconds of heavy lulz, I hopped closer using the houses as cover to see what the avatar of an insufficient lover looked like. And in doing so, I also discovered that his partner, this horny fellow has fidelity, issues and probably a sexuality crisis.
THIS WAS STRICTLY FOR A LAUGH. IF YOU PM, COMMENT, TALK TO
EITHER OF THESE PEOPLE TO MAKE FUN OF THEM, I WILL BE ONE
VERY ANGRY ASIAN AND I WILL TURN YOUR NO-NO PARTS
INTO DUMPLINGS D<
t h a n k y o u ~
for those of you who leave comments, I’ll return the favor
grazie
grazie
