O N M Y M I N D ≠ T H O U G H T S:
Funny things keep happening. I will share them with you and spread the joy.
There are few things more fulfilling than messing with stupid people who choose freely to be stupid. It isn't mean that as soon as Ville received this unexpected IM from a girl that my immediate thoughts were "Let's mess with this idiot." It's a corrective process vital to the education of the world that I happen to take delight in.
You like it too. >> Don't lie to me.
n o t e: If you don't know who Ville is in relation to me, you're one of the few people whose ears I haven't talked off about him. You're probably very lucky in that regard. He b mai boifrund lol.
IM RECEIVED APPROXIMATELY AT 1:40 PM
HotF4U00000: hey
Rockstar Queer: Hello~
HotF4U00000: hey
HotF4U00000: Heather here
HotF4U00000: 20 f in nyc
HotF4U00000: saw your profile in the aim search and thought i would say hey : )
Rockstar Queer: Well, hey there. Since you saw my profile, you already know my asl, right?
HotF4U00000: not surew if i saw that in it
HotF4U00000: wanna tell me again
Rockstar Queer: 20, male, and in France
HotF4U00000: i assume ya have a digital camera?
Rockstar Queer: Yes, I do. Photography is a hobby of mine.
HotF4U00000: oh cool nice
HotF4U00000: same with my ex bf - he has a nice nikon slr i think it was called
HotF4U00000: you?
Rockstar Queer: Smaurn 15009. It's a professional model. Costs enough.
HotF4U00000: wow
HotF4U00000: does it at least have a self timer so you can fit all of ya in your pics? : )
Rockstar Queer: Yes, it does. It goes from seconds to minutes actually.
HotF4U00000: wow
HotF4U00000: never saw that
HotF4U00000: so I am Heather by the way
Rockstar Queer: And I am Ville. How are you, Heather?
HotF4U00000: good thanks. nice to meet ya ville
HotF4U00000: whatcha doin today?
HotF4U00000: kinda bored here actually
Rockstar Queer: Nothing really. Just sitting here. My Saturday's are sometimes boring.
HotF4U00000: same
HotF4U00000: hey ya never gave me your height weight loll : )
Rockstar Queer: 6'7 334 lbs.
Rockstar Queer: I'm tall and very slender, sadly. Lol
HotF4U00000: 334??
HotF4U00000: that does not sound slender
Rockstar Queer: Lol You have to imagine that I'm 6'7. All my weight is in my shoulders.
HotF4U00000: you must be so strong are you in the mood to have some fun on here today?
Rockstar Queer: What do you mean by "fun" exactly?
HotF4U00000: i would love to pretend to be your sexy nurse as i undress ya piece by piece with the timer on your digital camera and direct ya through a very hot and detailed physical exam on your bed. i will return the pics my ex bf took of me undressing slowly as we go : ) -- does my sexy patient think he is due to step into my office right now for a very hot checkup on your bed i hope?
Rockstar Queer: Sorry but, unless you're bigger than my boyfriend, I'm not interested.
LAST REPLY SENT AT APPROXIMATELY 1:56 PM.
AND THE b***h HASN'T REPLIED SINCE. ;D
C R E D I T S:
■ Ville: vroom vroom ~
■ HotF4U00000: Wherever and whoever you are, I hope you don't procreate.
for those of you who leave comments, I’ll return the favor
grazie
grazie
