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If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If your one of those people who everyone mistakes for someone else, join the club.
If your one of those people that remind someone of someone else... Kiss a chicken! (~No, Seriously it works!~)
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. ( I lost count after fifty...)
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. (and that's being generous)
I live in a world of Rainbows, Hearts, Bunnies and Unicorns. The rainbow is only in shades of gray and black, The hearts are broken and bleeding, the bunnies are acting all emo again, and the unicorn are cutting them selves with their horns... All in all it's my perfect life =D
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back. It's impossible to determine who has more fun by the color of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
I made the Cowardly Lion look like the terminator.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Let's call him "Joe"
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a silence because of something that happened...yesterday.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
A friend will help you move a body, a BEST friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!
Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Live a little. Because you can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy.
When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.
You sit and listen while I talk about fictional characters like they actually exist.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before Guys, Partying before Studying, and Friends before Love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
 Starlight Strawberries · Sat May 24, 2008 @ 05:05pm · 1 Comments |
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