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Rantings of a Diseased Mind

All those who read further beware, for your brain shall liquify, drip out your nostrils, and flush itself down the toilet.



This is a Public Service Announcement. While in your local supermarket you may come accross a bag of new mint crisp m&m's. You may notice that Indiana Jones is on the bag and think, "Hot damn, that's some sexy foodstuffs." You may even purchase the candy and take it home. This is good. However, upon opening the bag and eating an m, you might think, "This is delicious! The only thing that could make this better is a ham sandwich!" You would be wrong. Please do not combine these two foodstuffs. It's not as delicious as it sounds.