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Holy crap.

I have just had my last straw. This has to be the billionth sig I've seen this week with some idiot animating their avatar killing a "n00b". I'm not going to post a link to it because it pisses me off so much.

You are not cool because you act like you can e-slice some pixels. You look like a failure at life, because that's what you are. Congradulations, you wasted your time on whatever trashy program you use to piss me off. It doesn't even look realistic. The blood splatters the wrong way, PRICKBRAIN.

Normal human blood, when arteries ruptured, will NOT splatter back onto the person's face. That defies the laws of motion. Sure, some of it might, but not a glob the size of a watermelon. If you're going to piss me off, at least prove you passed 5th grade science.

Also, every n00b killing sig I've seen has the person shooting/stabbing/bashing the n00b in the thorax. Read: abdomen. Read: non-vital organs. Well, I take that back. I saw one getting blasted in the face. But that's beside the point. You can't attack someone in the stomach and half them fall over right away dead. Infact, with your craptacular concept of physics and realism, you'd probably miss any organs all together and accomplish nothing but some possible blood loss.

Same with the "Defenders of ED". Most of you I see are half literate idiots who can't produce an original thought if your cat's life depended on it. You right away chomp any possible chance of a n00b's head off with your "witty" "sarcastic" remarks.

One problem, idiots. You were so caught up on being e-vagabonds that you didn't even read the stickies of the ED. You cannot, I repeat, cannot flame OR quote/respond to flaming/rulebreaking posts in the ED. It's as punishable as the original posts. So please, take your heads out of your rectal openings long enough to strain your illiterate eyes on the new stickies, and stop making my blood temperature sky rocket.

Fin.

P.S. I just saw another one of those sigs like, "If you would walk 50k miles to see someone you love for 5 minutes c/p this into your sig". Hey idiots, guess what?

If you walk 50 thousand miles chances are you'd be DEAD half way through. You don't make yourself look romantic or devoted at all, you look like a bloody sap. Your "love" would find a sunbaked bloody mass with the eyes picked out by crows surrounded by crap and piss (after the body dies it excretes and urinates all that's in it). How charming.

Pirate Pocky
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Commented on: Sat Oct 29, 2005 @ 02:05am


	Whooot! Well said indeed!clap clap 4laugh mrgreen

Commented on: Sun Jan 15, 2006 @ 10:24pm


	You care way too much. stare

puppers
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Pallas Parthenos
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Commented on: Wed Jan 18, 2006 @ 01:41am


	Oh s**t. Things to do Psych Paper English Thesis Care less

Commented on: Mon Jan 30, 2006 @ 11:44pm


	Haha, issokay.

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Kansuki
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Commented on: Wed Mar 08, 2006 @ 10:07pm


	You are truly an amazing person. You are one who defends those who go undefended! You keep your morals, no matter the circumstance! I bow in your uber-coolness. bow

Commented on: Thu Mar 23, 2006 @ 12:51am


	Wow, some idiot could take this at an attempt to flame people.

Liquid_titanium101
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Commented on: Mon Apr 03, 2006 @ 07:20pm


	Wow, pseudo-fans.

Commented on: Sun Apr 30, 2006 @ 03:35am


	Don't worry, I'm not a pseudo-fan! mrgreen

Akhakhu
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Commented on: Sun May 07, 2006 @ 03:49am


	The whole "you s*t yourself when you die" thing really puts a new spin on romantic tragedy. Just imagine if Juliet wakes up, finding her true love dead at her side. sniff sniff* Now we know why she really stabbed herself. Who would want to be locked in a crypt next to a body with crap in its pants? "Promise me you'll never give up, Rose!" sniff sniff

Commented on: Tue Jun 13, 2006 @ 09:40pm


	Indeed. Wow, my writing style has changed so much since last yearish. I think I was definitely trying to emulate Maddox.

Phatts McDangle
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Commented on: Tue Mar 13, 2007 @ 07:53pm


	Bravo!!

Commented on: Thu May 24, 2007 @ 09:51pm


	i dont know you but preach it sister!

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