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1. Stay at least 7 feet away from a cheesecake. (they bite)
2. Battery acid is AOK!
3. The Kool-Aid man is a terrorist.
4. Never say anything about a black eye. I know this one from experience.
5. High School Musical was a mistake.
6. Naruto was a mistake. The only person that is actually cool from Naruto is Garra. Sand=yay.
7. There is no difference between Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp.
8. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street's script is the Holy Book.
9. There is laughter in slaughter and fun in funerals.
10. YOUR FACE is the answer to anything you don't want to answer.
11. As is YOUR MOM.
12. People with the same name as you are usually polar opposites. (of you)
13. DDR > Guitar Hero. Get over it.
14. DDR =/= ITG.
15. Polishing your DDR pad shows that you have no life. *raises hand* Guilty.
16. If you ever watch the Dutch movie "Turkish Delight"...well, it's been nice knowing you.
17. How do I explain Amsterdam?...Hm...well, the best I can do is say this:
THEY SELL SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS IN THE FORM OF P***SES. And besides, it smells like pot.
18. Always think it's going to rain the night before it's supposed to snow seven inches. That way if it only snows half a foot, then you won't be all "I WAS HOPING FOR MORE!" At least you have snow. Don't take it for granted. People in Mexico have no snow. T~T
19. It's fun to have to purge myself to fake sick. *raises hand again* Guilty. Again.
20. If you fall flat on your face in a gravel driveway while doing 30 on roller blades you have to get reconstructive surgery. I've never done this, but it's true.
21. Throat cultures are REUSED!! (Aka those little popsicle sticks things.)
22. If you say a word more than a number of times, it's bound to become a noise, not a word.
Ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought ought...wait, WTF?
22. I love sending mail to authors and editors when that happens. (22. XXXXX. 22. XXXXX)
24. People that can do Rubik's cubes in under an hour are automatically demonic. My friend Pickle is guilty of that. I'm friends with a demon! YAAAY!
25. Looks are not always deceiving.
26. Looks are deceiving.
27. One letter could really change a word for the worse... eek
28. RPing = Writing.
29. You do not need tallent in order to write a book.
Trust me, you really don't.
30. If you hate someone, show it.
31. Poking someone that's...um...not not not not fat is one of the joys in life.
32. Sitcoms aren't filmed 'in front of a live studio audience'. They insert recorded laughs and claps to trick you into thinking that...
33. Avi art is one of the joys of life.
34. If you're smart you'll get accepted into an Ivy League school. *crosses fingers*
35. We don't need lawyers.
36. Or doormen.
37. Or con artists, for that matter.
38. The Chatterbox forum is for people who don't have anything to say, not losers like some people think.
39. Chicken need a lot of attention, yet have such a small attention span. Hm...wonder why??
40. If you write a note like this and you get past 40, you have no life.
41. *raises hand* Guilty.
42. Sometimes it's for the better to go to school. And not skip out for the biggest DDR tourney in the tri-state area. I learned my lesson...*shudders* a B...on my report card?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
43. If you give someone a username, they will forget it.
44. Once a pack mule, always a pack mule.
45. Stupidity = funny. Get over it. If you are stupid I will laugh at you.
46. Never take a bite out of a hunk of cheese without proper health insurance.
47. Never take a bite out of a lemon without proper health insurance.
48. Health class should not be required by law. We'd learn all we need to know about sex on the streets.
49. Throwing knives are sharp, esp. when thrown from a sister crying
50. Fifty is a milestone for almost absolutely everything.
51. Now I have a negative life.