Here's a really stupid conversation I had with my mom today after we saw a commercial that says 'Bret Favre invented awesome'-
Mom: I doubt that.
Jen: Bret can't have invented awesome. I seriously doubt that anyone from Wisconson invented awesome.
Mom: Maybe they invented awesome cheese.
Jen: Or an awesome cow.
Mom: Meh.
Jen: I bet they bioengineered a cow whose spots spell out the word awesome. Then they named it Bret Favre just so they could make that commercial.
Mom: I thought you said Bret Favre couldn't invent awesome?
Jen: Well he could if he was a bioengineered cow.
Mom: You were adopted.
Now, aren't you glad you don't live in my house?
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