hehehehe that means i have to oudo myself, doesn't it? uh...another kitchenware-themed random crappy thing...now i've really gotten into the kitchenware thing, so basically i now believe you spend your life selling kitchenware, ja?
Tiqun: Roll up, roll up! Come and buy our marvellous kitchenware!
Customer: [jabs glass kitchenware] Doesn't look that good to me.
Tiqun: Oh, but it is. Just one more jab and it'll break to pieces on your foot.
Customer: My boots are made out of super-enforced llama-llama.
Tiqun: Oh. We can guarantee it WILL break, making you sprain at least one part of your anatomy before this time next year. If not, you can have your money back.
Customer: OK. Can I have a look at that teabag behind you?
Tiqun: This, my friend, is the most glorious teabag ever invented.
Customer: Why?
Tiqun: [laughs manically] It contains all the tea in China!
Customer: What exactly is your job title?
Tiqun: Uh, why do you ask? I'm a human resources manager.
Customer: And you're out in the street flogging crappy kitchenware at high prices? Gimme a break.
Tiqun: Precisely. We do all manner of things, but it all comes back to kitchenware and toilet paper.
Customer: [dials number into mobile] Uh, not for much longer...
[Tiqun gets carted off by men in white coats. Moral of story: Human resource managers are licenced only to sell crappy kitchenware. Leave the rest to the other people.]
That makes even less sense than the last one...i 4laugh
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