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Luna-Zarida
aww 4laugh i'm so flattered and happy

yayayay!!!

anyhow, it seems to me that you've spent the last god-knows-how-long of you life learning how to scrawl a siggy on a couple of documents (are they written on kitchenware? towels?) and stuff like that. i imagine them now in their office with their stilettos on the desk, drawling down the phone like:



Tiqun: Heyyy...

Phone guy: Heyyy...

Tiqun: Like, how are youuu?

PG: Uh, fiiiine...like, I want to talk to you about your kitchenware...

Tiqun: Oh yah this company does the best kitchenware. I haven't seen it for years, but I like, know...

PG: Your kitchenware is crap. It smashed and broke. On my foot.

Tiqun: That's noooot my proooblem...like, talk to the waaaaarehouse.

PG: I have. They redirected me here.

Tiqun: Oh, yah. I just remembered. It goes round in a neverending loop, we try to convince people we do actually do any work.

PG: You do. You dress up smarmy and try and sell crappy kitchenware to poor mugs like me.

Tiqun: You know our secret...

[cuts off]



Hahahaha xp