Fill out the Following quiz. At the end of the book in Appendix C there is an answer key telling you who is most likely out to get you. Hartcliff publishers are not liable to cover any court fees or provide you with legal representation for actions you or someone else may commit due to the nature of the answers given by this test. To file a grievence with Hartcliff publishers call (1-800) 555-5555 ninja
1. Are the nature of your near death experiences:
a. Gangster like
b. Clumsiness related
c. Cartoonish
Definitly c.
2. What noise is most often associated with your brush with death:
a. Classical music
b. Crashing
c. giggleing
Hmmm. Now that I think of it I do hear giggling a lot. Then it's c again.
3. What's your favorite color?
a. Mauve
b. Cerulean
c. Green
question What's Mauve? stare I guess I'll choose c again.
Tally up the number of questions you answerd a, b, and c. The answer choice you picked the most will most likely be the culprit. The answer key is on page 273.
273...here it is.
If you equally answered a, b, and c, then a family member has a grudge against you, and although may not be actually trying to kill you, is definitely not trying to save you. Seek counseling.
If you mostly answered a then you are simply always in the wrong place at the wrong time. Try becoming a hermit.
If you mostly answered b then you are your own worst enemy. Consider locking yourself in an empty padded cell with a complimentary straight jacket.
If you mostly answered c then your problem is brownies. You have no hope, RIP.
 Cenendra · Mon Dec 03, 2007 @ 04:14am · 1 Comments |
