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A Visitor
Part 10

*Dark Regime HQ*
*Chadwick is on the phone.....still*
"So, Zeren, do we have an agreement?" smile
"Hmmm...maybe. Go over your end of the bargain again." stare
"Alright. I hand over the Dark Regime, along with all of it's secrets, minions, and perks that come along with it." smile
"Hmm? What kind of perks?" confused
*Chadwick smiles, moving the phone from his ear. He points it behind him*
*Lesbians can be heard in the background behind Chadwick and can be seen doing limbo naked*
".......Is that?" eek
"You bet your a** it is." xd
"Alright, and the Remenant Regime shall give you an elite position among our ranks. This includes alcohal, bitches, and unlimited free time minutes on the weekends should you desire to make a call." 3nodding
"WOOT!" 4laugh
"However, I feel it appropriate to seal this deal somehow." stare
".....What, you mean like slap our dicks together?" surprised
"....What the ******** did you just say?!" evil
"Um, nothing. Why, anyways? Isn't my word good enough?" ninja
"Actually, no. I really don't trust you. I'm sending one of my commanders over to oversee your surrender. Good day." evil
"Whoa, whoa, WAIT! What about my....little problem?" sad
"......It shall be dealt with upon the completion of our deal. Besides, your non-existent d**k isn't going anywhere. Don't let me down, Chadwick, or your removable p***s shall be the least of your worries." twisted
*CLICK*
*Chadwick looks down at the phone in fear, then hangs up*
*There is a banging on the front door*
"Ah! That must be the commander dude. I'm comin', hold your horses." rolleyes
*Chadwick opens the door to find a man dressed in black and white clothing with a big coat. Strapped to his back is a huge sniper rifle. His left eye is pitch black and he has an uncaring look about him*
"Good day, Lord Zeren sent me and...oh dear god, it's you." stare
"HEY DUDE! DRI! How's it hanging! Whassup!" blaugh
*Dri heaves a huge sigh*
"Chadwick, I don't know why or how you got into such a high-up position, but I do know that this operation will go off without a hitch. Is that clear?" stare
"Yep, that's the Dri I know. Always so uptight, even at the ninja academy. I hear you majored in long-range assasinations." biggrin
*Dri grins slightly and holds his coat open to reveal an assortment of pistols, machine guns, and a shotgun*
"What about you? What did you major in?" stare
"Hehehee! Specialty hand-to-hand combat." wink
"Speacialty? What does that mean?" stare
*Chadwick smiles and whips out his spikey black d***o of doom. Dri stares at it, then sighs and shakes his head*
"Oh god, this is going to be one looong week." stare

TO BE CONTINUED...