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Codiazer's Little Black Book
Feel the power of two demented minds working together to bring you enjoyment!
October 6th, 2008
Unlimited POWER!!!

Yeah, I've been playing The Force Unleashed for awhile now.
KICK. a**.
Anyways...here's the next one!

"Do NOT ******** with Alli's Height"

*Somewhere in Wisconsin*

{Nicolie}: Alright, these are the last known whereabouts of Zach. neutral
{Cody}: Alrighty then, spread out and find information. Then report back here in one hour. stare

*The minions go in different directions. Nicolie, Alli, and Cody go towards the police station*

{Nicolie}: Um, not to be rude, sir. But why are we going to the police? confused
{Cody}: If I know Zach, he would've taken every precaution. smile

*Nicolie and Alli glance at each other, then shrug*

{Police Chief}: Um, can I help you? stare
{Cody}: Yes, my companions and I would like to look at the records of a citizen who recently moved here. smile
{Police Chief}: Companions? Oh, I see. There's a little short girl hiding behind the desk there. How old are you, little girl? smile
{Alli}: I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL!!! scream
{Cody}: Okay, let's just settle down now... sweatdrop
{Police Chief}: Huh, she's got quite the large temper for such a small girl. stare

*Cody and Nicolie practically have to hold Alli back as she starts swearing and tries to get at the police chief*

{Cody}: Um, I'm really sorry about this...now about those records? sweatdrop
{Police Chief}: Yeah....whatever. Come with me. But the girl stays. stare
{Alli}: What? Why?! stressed
{Police Chief}:Cause I don't want you goin' psycho on me. stare

*The police chief, Cody and Nicolie go into the back rooms*

{Police Chief}: Here we are. These files are on all the newcomers. There's only been a few new residents in the past few months... stare
{Nicolie}: Oh, I get it! That's how we'll find Zach! smile
{Cody}: Dude! Shut up! mad
{Police Chief}: What was that? neutral
{Cody}: Nothing! So, can we have those files for awhile? mrgreen

*The police chief looks closely at Nicolie, squinting*

{Police Chief}: Hey...you look familiar...have I seen you before? stare
{Nicolie}: Wha? OF COURSE NOT! You've never seen me before in your life! Never! eek

*Moment of silence as both the police chief and Cody give Nicolie odd looks*

{Police Chief}: Anyway...no, you can't have these records. stare
{Cody}: Wait, why not? surprised
{Police Chief}: 'Cause they're state records and no civilian is supposed to even look at them, much less take them. mad

*The police chief goes to put the files back, then notices one paper sticking out. He takes it out and looks at it. It's a wanted poster for Nicolie*

{Police Chief}: "Involvement in the hijacking of an aircraft, high-speed pursuit resulting in police officer and civilian deaths, implication in criminal organization, and multiple homicide of officers of the police?!?!" eek

*The police chief goes to pull out his gun but finds it missing. He feels the barrel against the back of his head. The gun goes off and the police chief slumps to the floor*

{Nicolie}: Sorry, I have a "no witness" policy. evil
{Cody}: Holy s**t....you a cold ********, Nicolie! eek
{Nicolie}: Oh well, at least we got the records. mrgreen

*When they return to the police station, the entire place is a wreck. Bodies everywhere, with papers and desks and other things strewn about. Alli is sitting on a bench humming while covered in blood*

{Alli}: Hi guys! Any luck? biggrin
{Nicolie}: ....... eek
{Cody}: .......um.....you know what? It's probably related to her height, and I really don't wanna go there. Yep! We got the files. So let's go before we get implicated anymore in this. sweatdrop

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I hope y'all enjoy it!
Next chapter may be up tomorrow...






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FateSealed
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commentCommented on: Tue Oct 07, 2008 @ 03:11am
Yaaaaay! biggrin


Good entry, but I demand more. I am an endless v****a that demands as many posts as your body can handle. :>


commentCommented on: Wed Oct 08, 2008 @ 03:19pm
.......
....That was a disturbing image.... burning_eyes



Codiazer
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