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Why I'm better (& only 18!) |
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I will, for your sake, jump right into this; the reason why I am better than everyone else on this site.
For starters, I am probably one of the most literate, educated people you will ever meet. Sometimes I am a slow thinker, considering I barely sleep, but when things get moving...yeah, I'm unrivaled.
Now, some egotistical idiot or a stupid n00b that cannot even spell is likely to challenge me (it happens all the time!) but really, when will these inbred, fat-necked bastards learn?
I cannot be stopped! I never lose! I have no visible weakness!
Yep. I'm an a*****e, but rightfully so, my dears.
Besides, anyone who wants to "call me out" can go right ahead; one of two things will happen:
A) I'll shrug your bullshit off. (I'm immune to it. ^.~)
B) I'll humor you and argue with you, thus embarrassing you infront of all your friends. (OUCH!)
SECONDLY, unlike some people (whose names will not be mentioned...), I myself don't take more than half the stuff that happens here or anywhere else seriously! When I log onto this site, it IS a game, and I decide how I feel like playing you that specific day. When I hit the logout button, you disappear.
Get crazy! Get livid! Get downright ugly!
In the end, it doesn't matter; you've just raised your blood-pressure considerably by getting all stressed out over me.
Happy heart-attack! <3
Another reason: honesty.
Many, many times I have seen Gaians posting their God-awful, butt-ugly pictures in threads all over the place. And what do I do? I reply. Usually rudely, telling them the REAL truth, not the fabricated one they WANT to hear.
Attention-whores, all of them.
People who plaster themselves on the internet and cannot accept the truth; they need to be anally raped, perpetually. =)
BY. THE. WAY.
I have a Nitemare Headband & Ninja Headband & my gold's in the eight digits.
And NO, I don't donate to men, or hideous/illiterate girls.
Irritated yet, dipshit? rolleyes
Soul Forsaken · Tue Sep 25, 2007 @ 11:53am · 3 Comments |
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