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Rantings of a Diseased Mind
All those who read further beware, for your brain shall liquify, drip out your nostrils, and flush itself down the toilet.
Day Twenty-Three - Note to my garden: DIE.
While I was weeding the garden today I was thinking, "Who first thought 'Hey, I'm gonna pay tons of money to get a bunch of ugly, colorful plants and put them in front of my house where they can get surrounded by other ugly, non-colorful plants that I can spend hours pulling up by their roots 'cos they're killing the ugly, colorful plants I paid for'?" and I realized that there is NO reward for keeping a garden. That is, unless you're stoned. That's right people- flower gardens were invented by stoners. Because the only way you can make flowers entertaining is if they're singing 'All You Need is Love' and gaurding your clothes while you roll around the street in the nude.






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mibster
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commentCommented on: Fri Aug 03, 2007 @ 05:15am
well...some people like to smell their flowers...I don't know...but yeah I guess your right...but not really...I don't know....ask me again when I have a mib or two....


commentCommented on: Fri Aug 03, 2007 @ 03:17pm
Of course they like to sniff the flowers, they're sniffing something ELSE. And what is opium made from? POPPIES!!!! Gardens are for junkies man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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mibster
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commentCommented on: Fri Aug 03, 2007 @ 07:14pm
you know what's funny? the witch uses poppies to put dorthy to sleep...and like the good witch used her magic to let it snow so she could wake up the high dorthy....


commentCommented on: Fri Aug 03, 2007 @ 07:16pm
Yes, and who wrote Oz? A BAKED HIPPIE.



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mibster
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commentCommented on: Fri Aug 03, 2007 @ 11:31pm
eh but that's what makes it so radical man! it's very colorful and like...there's midgets...flying monkeys...a man that chopped himself till he was dead and replaced his body with tin....then there is a scarecrow that feasts on brains...and then chyeah mibs ^w^


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