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What I Wish I'd Known Sooner
1. Don't drink grape juice while wearing a white shirt and driving to school.
2. Dropping a cellular phone into a bathtub of water kinda kills the phone.
3. Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.
4. Don't ever fall in love with someone who is more than one thousand miles away from you. It usually doesn't work.
5. Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.
6. Always stay after class because that's where connections are made.
7. While driving a car through a gate, always, always make sure the gate is open! The consequences might be fatal to your car.
8. Never pierce your belly button in the dark.
9. Just because someone flirts with you incessantly doesn't necessarily mean he or she likes you.
10. If your calculus teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for your test grade, he means it. Really.
11. The one person you can truly love is often right in front of you.
12. Don't take the SAT twice if you already have a good score in the first place.
13. Never do something if the risk is greater than the reward.
14. Cereal is a vital staple food for all college students. Who cares how ridiculous you look eating it at 7:30 PM?
15. You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.
16. Hair is flammable. Very flammable.
17. Never ever trust your friend with a pair of scissors against your hair.
18. Dyeing hair strawberry blond that is already strawberry blond makes it turn strawberry pink.
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