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"I'm not dead yet!!!"
We are the Knights who say Ni!
I'll tell you whats wrong with it. It's Dead thats whats wrong with it!
We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-zBang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm!
It's just a flesh wound.
I shall fart in your general direction
My Parrot sounds like a Norwegian, give me my money back
Your mother was a hamster an your father smelled of elderberries
I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrrrrrrageous accent!?
I DON'T LIKE SPAM. But send me an e-mail anyway.
Your majesty is like a stream of bat's piss, meaning that she is yellow and she stinks.
Your mother was a secretary and your father smelled of Blue Nun!
I never wanted to be a lumberjack anyway ... I wanted to be... a travel broadcaster!
Wink wink, nudge nudge... but by all means continue talking.
"But I'm not the Messiah!" "Oh, sorry then. Our mistake."
K-Niggit = Subsequently used by Kanye West as the name of his rap crew.
On second thoughts, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place... Let's hit the slots at Vegas instead.
Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
I wanted to be a lumberjack...
We will, We will rock you! (oops, that was Queen)
Oh, naughty Zoot! Naughty, naughty Zoot. She's been having the hod-carrier again.
Nobody expects the French Revolution!
"*****": the game for *all* the family.
I want to buy a license for me pet gorilla -- Mrs. Nesbitt.
Not "Knickerless Knickleby"? How about "A Sale of Two Titties"?
You've got two coconuts and your banging them together.
I sentence you to be hung by the neck until you cheer up.
Nobody expects the British Inquisition!
I don't like all this sex on the television...I mean, the aerial pokes my back.
The clarity is devastating. But where is the ambiguity? Over there in a box
The point is taken, the beast is moulting, the fluff gets up your nose.
And now we'll show you the short film starring the man with a tape-recorder up his nose
If we had it all to do over, we wouldn't -- but with more tits.
"I've laid Dali, it is overrated."- Monty Python, famous documentarian.
I'm the only Gumby in this village!
"You're Majesty is like a frog in a cesspit" -- it's one of Terence Ratigan's.
"You're Mom is a ripple and your Father smells of search engines" a quote from a Sparta
And now the adventures of Captain Biggles. Part I: Biggles dictates a letter
It's just a flesh wound. Mind you, the flesh was primarily centered around the bone, so I can't be a hundred percent sure at this stage, but you can't perform a full diagnosis when you're in a swordfight, you know.
"You make me sad."
"I can't tell the difference between Whizzo Butter, and a nice Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Huff."
I'm a lumberjack and I'm very depressed. I mean, look at me. My idea of fun is gussying myself up like Jeanette MacDonald in order to go cruise the local pub. Of course I'm only following in my father's footsteps.
GOIT!!!!!
I will not buy this tobacconist. It contains explicit lyrics.
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a Husqvarna 3120XP chainsaw!
 iThe Doctor · Thu Jul 05, 2007 @ 02:27pm · 2 Comments |
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