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I will edit this from time to time...Basically these are my rants that I rant for others need for rants. They can be quite random and I do you foul language...um...most to about all of the time.

(No feelings were purposely hirt in the making of these rants. These rants are based soully on whatever comes to mind. I do take some rant requests if you'd like me to rant about one thing in particular)

My reply rant to another friend on gaia:

Dunk'n Dounuts has run ou of dounts! What has the world come to? They have resolved in bending printers to look like dounuts and eating them. No wonder every dairy fairy that works there has false teeth. I used to go there all the time. Then they poped up....everywhere. The one that way..and that way...and down he street..and look!The McDonald has been turned into a dunk'n dounus! holsy shiver bugs that horrible! Will I never have another McThisisdisgusting burger for breakfast with the earwax flavored buns???? I'm gonna die. And that gay thug down the street kep eyeing my cat. Thats not right! Run Kitty RUN! TE GAY THUG MAN WILL GET YOU. Cat stays there cause it the smartes thing alive! But before the thig makes him move, peterpan flys in a d snatches him up from ground! Only it wasn't really peterpan. It was Micheal Jackson disquised as Bill Gates! They fly off the the number 80 microsoft gae charcter that is doing the best in every state excpet Peru for some reason shoots em both! Master Cheif! Is a girl! Who wouldve guess that one...I wuld have. I happened to be in FYE at the time watching this starngely real movie with the strategy guide for DOA 4! The BOOK! Then I read the mind sharpening japenese subtitles of the english movie the covenant. Great movie I gotta say. Didnt understand a word of it at all....OMG! While I typ this wire I have jus seen a blind deak mute numb child fall through the ceiling and he said Hello me name is joe. Scared shitless I ran out of the room. Freackishy enoough the kid died

The King of random rants.....has....written again. THANK YOU AND ******** OFF!





A request rant that (insert name here) aske me to rant about a few days ago about how retarded school is:

School....my school sucks...just sucks...They have a ******** dress code! They say that it will reduce quarrels....Or create them. We've had a lot of fights in my school...I mean alot. anyone else have fights at their school? You all see it and just like gather around and start screaming "fight fight fight!!!" Yeah..I do that...Good time...good time... But thats not the point. They say that this uniform will reduce quarrels and let parents save money. (Not on car insurance if that reminds you of Gieco) Well....My moms always complainin cause its hard as hell to find the exact color the dres code calls for. It needs to be khaki or navy blue pants/shirts. No polo shirts. One color dress shirt with buttons, NO ZIPPERS, and a collor. The shoes must be a dul and ugly blue or black loafers. Who do you know that wears loafer almost every day?! I know I don't. Hell i'd wear black everything before i wear loafers. Them some ugly a** shoes you know.... I hate em.. I wear sneakers all year. Another thing are the mandatory attendancies. How dumb is that. You have to show up or you get the pink slip of paper! Oh no! A pink peice of paper! I'm gonna die. Shut up! It could be a DVD telling the parents how the stundents didn't attend school. Then the parents are like..."My kid didn't play hookie... He had a doctoars appointment. I took him out but he was to sick to come back." Response from dumbass..er...um..teacher is "well he has been suspended for playing hookie" Parent gets violent..blah blahblah...it goes on ,ike this. You can't wears hats in my school either...I don't like hats anyways.

Onto PUBLIC SCHOOLS!! Whoo! I got something to say bout this. Why are there shooting? Cause the so-called populars are pickin on the so-called weirdos. Well...Would you pick on some wierdo if he had a pistol? What about a semi automatic? Well odviously you would cause you just did..and you got shot. That's dumb. So what is the person dresses different than you! So what if they don't talk the way you do! You probably aren't understood by anyone out of you cliche anyways.

Shooting happen everywhere...VT The asian dude who killed 33 people including himself. Carzy a*****e that one was. People picked on him. He got pissed off and shot em. VT is really retarded. In this explains why...THEY DIDN'T EVEN INFORM THEIR STUDENTS THAT THERE WAS A CRAZY ASIAN GUY WITH SEVERAL GUNS SHOOTING PEOPLE TILL 2 HOURS AFTER IT STARTED!!! What kinda college is that? That really bad publicty right there. The kinda thing that really makes me laugh too. The guy went to room and shot the teachers, a few students, then left. You still had people jumping out windows! I don't wanna get shot so ima jump out the 2 story building and hope i live. Geez...you in college and you can't figure out that to jump out of a builing is even worse than getting shot cause you will die. Stupid stupid stupid. The schools retardedness rubbs off on the students making them duller than cell phone antenni. Thats pretty dumb right there too I shouldn't make fun of them cause they are a colloege you know...retarded but still a college...I just know that i ain't going there.

Any questions! Well don't ask em! I aint a teacher so your knowlege is none of my concern so ******** off.

(bow to my supreme rantingness! j/k)