I have decided to add another item to my OCD list after watching it for two hours last night- Celebrity Jeopardy. Here's the updated list (in no particular order)-
1. Jhonen Vasquez
2. Demetri Martin
3. Jon Stewart and The Daily Show
4. Reel Big Fish
5. Billy Joel
6. The Minnesota Vikings (PURPLE PRIDE BIOTCH!!!)
7. Playing with my spiky wristband
8. Matt Foley (Who DOESN'T wanna live in a van down by the river?!?)
9. Computer solitaire
10. poking Shadow in the head
11. Celebrity Jeopardy
Sorry if I forgot anything, but I just attempted to watch 'Little Bush' and it made my brain hurt. Here's some of the most awesome quotes from Celebrity Jeopardy, just 'cos I'm bored and fell like typing them in so shut up and deal with it-
Sometimes, when I'm putting oranges in a circle, I think of my thoughts, and they make me laugh. -Bjork
I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will. What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...I can't remember the rest but your mother is a whore. -Sean Connery (he's been added to my list of Gods, by the way)
Mr. Osborne, choose a category. -Alex Trebek
Chews? All right, I'll take Charleston Chews for 16 billion. -Ozzy
Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson. -Trebek
Akuness a apornatuna donna. That means "I'm not crazy anymore" in my native space language. -Anne Heche
What sound does a doggy make? -Trebek
MOO. -Sean Connery
No. -Trebek
Well that's the sound your mother made last night. -Sean
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