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For those who don't know, it really ******** late and....my last entry..with the naruto pics...had me laughing to hell and back 10 times over.

Anyways, Pablo Fransisco is a comedian. There is a audio of him doing stand up in my video that's just so happens to be on my profile. I really like the video, so for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON, i'm gonna post what he says.


*in that really cool movie voice*
Are you ready?
One man
One desire
*Pablo's voice*
Have you heard that voice?!
That is the weirdest voiceYou can do anything with that voice you know.

*really cool movie voice*
John Claude Van Dam is bak is the same crap you've seen over
and over
and over again
Morgan Freeman
Keano Reeves (SP?)
They knew to much
(We know to much.....whoa)
They went to far
(We went to far)
Those are my lines
(Thise are his lines)
Action
Romance
Desire
*pablo's voice*
I'd love to be in one of those movies
You'd be like....
*really cool movie voice*
Cresent Heights was a peacful community
Until Amy Amersado moved in
(phone rings
Amy: Hello
??I;'m watching you amy!
Amy: OMG!)
She went to the police but they couldn't help her.
(police:I'm sorry but he hasn't done anything wrong yet)
So she went to detective
the lesbian looking Pablo Fransisco
*pablo's voice*
that's right!
(Pablo:What's going on?
Amy: He's trying to kill me Pablo!
*really cool movie voice*
Double the action
Triple the excitment
*pablos voice*
Get down!!!
*really cool movie voice*
More excitment!
*pblo's voice*'
Get down again!!!
*Really cool moive voice*
With the help from his Mexican girlfriend Rosa
(Rosa: Don't worry Me n you, we'll kick his a**! I'm pissed! I got caller ID)
*Pablo*
Alright
That is the funniest voice man
that is the craziest voice
That voice, you can take any topic
as regaurds to what it is and make it cool
*really cool moive voice*
In the city
You need to fight to survive
He sold tortillas on the corner
and the mod wanted in
(Modster: I don't know who this guy thinks he is but I want him and his tortillas DEAD!)
He had one chance
and his chance was to fight back
Arnold Swartzeneger(SP?)
(Arnold:Listen to me, These are my tortillas and i'm not going to the mafia! You have to get out of here they are trying to kill you)
And music soundtrack by Aaron Nevil
(Aaron:*spats random words I can't understand*)
They didn't know who he was
(Girl: Mihito(SP?) Who are those men who came here and what did they want?
Arnold:Listen to me! Listen to me! You have to get out of here they are trying to take my tortillas!)
One man!
One solution
This summer, arnold Swartzeneger is
(NOOOOOOOOO)
Little tortilla boy!



And that was that. The parts in parenthesis are speaking parts duh.
Gooooooooood NIGHT! My ears hurt like hell and ...********....