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Little Red Riding Hood pt 3
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Narrator/Chibi: Hiya guys...and welcome back. We left off with Red on his way to his grammy's house.
Red/Gaara: (is mad) stupid fox.....giving me bad directions...
Narrator/Chibi: uhhh hun...Shirku is a.....nevermind....Red arrived at his Grammy's house.
Red/Gaara: Grammy (opens door and goes inside) I brought you some food.
Wolf/Shirku: Oh Red...come over closre so I can see you...
Red/Gaara: Grammy....what big ears you have....
Wolf/Shirku: all the better to hear Riya sneaking up on me before he gropes me.
Red/Gaara: Grammy.....what big eyes you have!!
Wolf/Shirku: All the better to watch out for Riya's pervy hands...
Red/Gaara: Grammy....what big teeth you have!!
Wolf/Shirku:.....all the better to...uhhh.....nevermind...if I say "bite Riya"....people will take it as a sex joke....also he'd probably enjoy it...
Red/Gaara: and Grammy.....what a big a** you have
Wolf/Shirku: (jumps out of bed and screams) ITS NOT THAT BIG!!! (wig falls off) oops....
Red/Gaara: O.O help....help....wolf....ahh...ohh save me............uhhh save me........
wolf/Shirku:...........
Red/Gaara:....I said SAVE ME!!!!
Wolf/Shirku: Where the hell is Riya?
Narrator/Chibi: Oh wait....I just got this letter from him...(reads out loud) Dear people.....sorry but I'm ditching you guys to go get ******** by Giro....since my part was meaningless the book let me out....see ya.(drops ********.....
( far away in Giro's house)
Giro: Are you sure they wont mind us doing this? (thrusts)
Riya: AH!!! Tth-they wont....go faster
( back to the book)
Wolf/Shirku: Great....the one time I actualy WANT Riya here....and he's gone....
Mom/Kimi: (comes in) so how are we going to finish the story? We need a hunter!!!
Narrator/Chibi:.....hold on....there is only 1 person who can help us....I'll be right back (runs off)
Wolf/Shirku: Dont tell me she's getting.....
Mom/Kimi: sigh.....lets just hope she agrees to do it
( in the real world)
Surrie: I'M NOT COMING OUT AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!
Chibi: SURRIE!!!! WE NEED YOU TO FINISH THE STORY!!!!
Surrie: YOU ALL EMBARRESSED ME!!!! FORGET ME HELPING YOU AT ALL!!!
Chibi:....grrrrrr.....fine....then just leave u sin the story forever....we are all very sorry Surrie...(goes back in the book)
Surrie: ..........
(( to be continued......))
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