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Narrator/Chibi....Red/????....Grandma/Shirinta....Mom/Kimi....Wolf/Shirku......hunter/Riya
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Narrator/Chibi: SURRIE COME OUT NOW!!!! We are doing little red riding hood...and YOU are Red!!!!

Surrie: (from inside closet) NO!!! you all betrayed me!! ILL NEVER COME OUT!!!!

Mom/Kimi: Babe....if you come out I'll have sex with you.

Surrie:........NOT WORTH IT!!!

Mom/Kimi: Oh man....she's realy upset if she refuses sex....

Wolf/Shirku: sigh....I feel guilty...

Grandma/Shirinta: Well who's gonna play Red?

hunter/Riya:.....I have an idea!!!

---------------------5 minutes later---------

Narrator/Chibi: Ok Riya...where is our replacement?

hunter/Riya: ahem....ladies and hot guys..

wolf/Shirku: SHUT UP STALKER!!! I'll tell Giro if you keep this up!!!

hunter/Riya: oh get over it.....Giro doesn't care.....now....let me introduce (pulls back curtain) GAARA OF THE RED HOOD!!!

Red/Gaara: (is wearing a red hood with coat hanging in the back, a red miniskirt, his gourd, and a red frilly corset) this...is...humiliating....

Narrator/Chibi: AHHHHH!!!! MY POOR POOR HUSBAND!!! RIYA UR DEAD!!!

hunter/Riya: Bye...have fun!! (leaves)

Narrator/Chibi: Ah dammit.....sigh...sry hun....but we have to do the story....so.....here we go....Once upon a time...there lived a cross-dressing...lingerie-wearing....boy named Red....who lived with his mother....

Mom/Kimi: Ok....even when surrie is gone...WHY AM I STILL A GIRL!?

Narrator/Chibi:......sry....all the other parts were taken....plus it was in Surrie's character listings. Anyways Red went down to the kitchen to eat breakfast when..

Mom/Kimi: Ok Red....I have these things for your grammy so if you can...

red/Gaara: (glares)

Mom/Kimi:.....uhhh if you can take this...

Red/Gaara: (glares deeper)

Mom/Kimi: basket...to....her....OK WHY ARE YOU GLARING AT ME?

Red/Gaara: you....I thought I burried you in the earth...when me and Lee fought against you and won...

Mom/Kimi: huh? Wat the hell are you talking bout?

Red/Gaara: Silence....time for you to die...KIMIMARO!!!! SAND COFFIN!!

Mom/Kimi: AHHH!!!! (fire sheild) WHY ARE....oh wait....I'M NOT THAT KIMIMARO!!! I'M NOT A NARUTO CHARACTER!!!! I JUST HAVE THE SAME NAME AS THE GUY!!!

Wolf/Shirku: haha...sucks for you Kimi...

Narrator/Chibi: QUIT IT GAARA OR NO SEX FOR YOU!!!

Red/Gaara: O.O....(calls back sand)

Mom/Kimi: humph...I could've taken him....

Red/Gaara: (glares) I'll deal with you later....you bone-freak!!

Mom/Kimi: Oh for the love of-

Narrator/Chibi: So Red took the basket and began skipping to his grammy's house....and that's where we'll stop for the day BYE!!! Tune in for part 2