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This has been bugging me. The perfect zombie killing tool has to be out there. Also the perfect tool may be different for everyone. For me it would have to be something light so I don't get tired quickly, with a long handle. I walked through a Home Depot and saw a lot of good ideas but found flaws in all of them. Some were heavy and would only last a few swings for someone small like me. Most blades or wedges would easily become lodged in a skull...

So I am wondering... When the zombie holocaust happens, and you had the chance to pick one weapon, would would it be?

If it were me, I would pick something that can't run out of bullets, gas, batteries, etc. Smaller people might want to avoid anything that could get stuck and difficult to yank out of a zombie skull quickly. Tell me your ideas! Be creative! Or just be funny! xD
And of course you can pick something that somebody else has already said. Some of my friends ideas:

Cory- sickle
Beau- Crowbar
Elli- Ballpoint pen
Amanda- Solar powered saw? o_O
Mike- Short sword
Zack- bush hook. (NICE)

So reply! I am eager to see your ideas and reasons behind them.

Tomorrow is St Patrick's Day. (Duh)
For a day, anyone who wants to be Irish, can be Irish. Isn't that sweet?
My friend Amanda has adopted me as Irish all year round.
I have no idea what I am. Because I am adopted. All I know is that I'm probably a mutt. All I know is that my birth mom is a BIG lady. I even have brothers and sisters out there. But as far as I'm concerned, they will never be my family. My mom had the papers signed for me before I was even born. She is my real mom. Not the lady who gave me up. I should say that I am grateful that I wasn't aborted. Haha.
Still, I wish I could find my true background. I would love to boast what I am. I can either pretend I am Polish like my mom, or Irish like my friend. I dare not tell my mom. Now matter how I try to explain it, she will think that I want to find my birth mom. It would break her heart. So I am screwed.

If you see your name in here and would like it removed please PM me.

1.fadingxstars wrote: [on the subject of moose]They're legs are too long for their bodies.
They remind me of pubescent boys, in their gangliness.
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2. Faust-san write: would you like to cyber?

My response:
O_o No thank you. xd I got laid tonight.
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3. Faust-san's response to that was: could u tell me about it....
(This kid is 10 years younger than me. Geez. rolleyes )
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4. architect_eyes wrote: I pull my hair out; I wear a watch on both wrists; I set my four alarm clocks to go off at the exact same time; I count how many times I chew on each side of my mouth, and it has to be an even number (2, 4, 6, 8, etc) or else I'll keep chewing until it ends up that way...
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5. Harvester_Of_Sorrow wrote: And she expects me to chase her like some sort of sex driven dog? *stares at the floor* ........ *chases her*
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6. haux wrote: "Erotic is using a feather! Kinky is using the whole chicken!"
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7. haust wrote: I just wanted out of the piss bed before he started humping my leg. . .
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8. Genreal Mikeykin wrote: Sorry I don't smoke, but I do like lillopop...and sucking pens!!
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9. haux wrote: You're all just jealous, and Cass has p***s envy. The end.
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10. firebean wrote: if you can't aim high, why bother taking the shot?
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11. Shyguy69 wrote: "what can i say i think up my nose is sexy "
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12. Nicky Sarian Wrote: "I lose my pants all the time, and all I get are restraining orders... sad "
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The guys often sing "Oh-lalalala" while. . . ********. XD"

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3. I will reflect on a really good poo. Some times I will be feeling good a half an hour later and I'll wonder, "Why am I in such a good mood?"
Then I'll remember, "Oh yeah. That was a good s**t."

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