The astute librarian had to deal with the austere library and it's attendants. Some of which were such an atrocity that they seemed to leave the librarian baffled. Of the most atrocious, was a bum. The librarian was attending her duties of tidying up the banal library, when a drunk bum burst through the doors. Without a thought in his mind, began to badger her. The librarian tried to be benign to the man but whatever she did, seemed to augment his bickering. The librarian was not used to such a bizarre situation in this bland library. She was unable to atrophy the situation, the bum would not move and was becoming increasingly belligerent. He would rant on how his miserable was the cause of the avid avarice of his landlord. The librarian unknowingly wandered out the streets until someone found her babbling about ducks, and was sent to an asylum. The bum the next day, woke up from his drunken stupor and augured that he made the librarian insane, for it wasn't the first time he had done this. So to atone from it, he became the next librarian.
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