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Phail Repth's Hall of Shame Think you can hide your stupidity with just a simple "delete comment" click? Your noobfail is here forever! Showcasing the best of the dumbest Gaians. Come here for some lulz!


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DemonNarutos/Kuja The Best
Christening this lovely journal will be a man, or rather a boy, who thinks he can outwit anyone, only to fail miserably.

Kuja The Best/DemonNarutos

Doofus of epic proportions, Kuja the Best is a beggar, a liar, and a abuser of the English language (gasp!). He first contacted me after I left him a comment on his Avatar Arena entry (which, of course, failed miserably) with a famous quote "Close, but no cigar". Dumbfack actually PM'd me with both his main account (DemonNarutos) and his apparent mule (Kuja the Best) accusing me of being evil because I said Kuja needed a cigar.
Uh... what?
The conversation went from myself explaining the term to him, to him asking for critique, to him begging for gold (to which I told him to work for it like the rest of us), to him claiming his parents were dead so he didn't have to work and I should feel sorry for him (they must be so proud!), and other idiotic insults. He'd send me two or three PMs at a time because he couldn't summarize what he wanted to say in butchered chatspeak in just one PM (or maybe he just wanted to seem like an internet tough guy, y'know?) He accused me of not knowing a thing about Final Fantasy, which not meaning to brag, but I have played all of them. It may have been a few years, but it's been done. This noobs biggest mistake was saying he "no allfinalfantasys". So what do I do?
I quiz him.
I sent him questions that would be obvious to anyone who sat down and played the games. Hell, they'd be obvious to anyone who watched a speedrun.
Apparently unable to answer my questions, he tries to get smart and shoot back his own quiz (which was pitifully easy, and also in three different PMs), but not before friends-locking his PMs so I couldn't respond. That's the most used noob tactic, ever. But you can't block profile comments without jumping through more hoops. So while he's basking in his malformed glory I kindly post this on his profile:
Phail Repth

Wow, how mature. I got out of bed early for this?
Listen up nooblet, learn to respect people. Also, switching your PMs to Friends Only so I can't respond to your "question" doesn't mean you've won, and pretty much proves to me that you don't know the answers to the questions I asked.
So, the answers to your questions.
how did kuja die ?no cheating
One of Kuja's spells backfired, "killing" the party and sending them to the underworld where they fought necron. Kuja used the last of his strength to revive the party before dying in the roots of the Iifa Tree before Zidane could save him.
how were kuja and zidane born?
They were both created in a lab on Terra by Garland, just like all genomes were.
who does zidane like?
Garnet/Dagger ... durr.
why does kuja hate zidane?
He hates Zidane because he's his better. Garland created him to be Kuja's "perfect" replacement. Of course his ego wouldn't allow for that, which is why he dumped Zidane on Gaia and left.
were did kuja and zidane come from?
An alternate dimension's planet called Terra. Again, durr.
wat is kujas dragon name?
It doesn't have a name. He just calls it Silver Dragon.
how old is kuja?
That was one of my questions, silly. You gotta answer that one wink


And now, my questions again:
Who was framed for the burglary of the Auction House, and by whom?
How old was Cloud Strife when Zack died?
What's the favorite treat of moogles?
How old is Kuja? How long was his hair at age 12?
Who is Sephiroth's birth mother?
What's the name of Cecil Harvey's brother?
What's the name of the main character of FFV's chocobo?
Where could you ride chocobos in the first Final Fantasy?
What is the starter class for Final Fantasy III (not the ds remake)?
What are the names of the four fiends?

If you don't answer these, I'm going to assume that you don't know them, and that you haven't played anything before a psx version of Final Fantasy, and don't have the bragging rights to say you "no allfinalfantasys" (yeah, you spelled it like that). So, here we are again, waiting for you to answer. And also, no wikipedia.

To which he replies:
Kuja the Best

to tell u the truth i only know about ff9 ff10 ff4 and dissidia and the 1 with vincent and the 1 with squall

The one with Squall? You couldn't remember the number? Fail.
Phail Repth
So in other words, you can't answer any of those questions and your arguments are empty.
I can't say I'm not suprised, considering how you can't even spell.
Play the victory fanfare, I'm done here. Don't bother me again.

I click out of Gaia, figuring this was done. Get dressed, go microwave some eggrolls, good start to the day.
But it didn't stop there.
A new challenger appears! Prince of Terra heart , my roommate and best friend comes downstairs with a smile and a "Guess what?" A fellow Kuja cosplayer, and familiar with this guy's antics. Kuja the Best had begged for gold and items regularly from him. "He PM'd me too." And obviously he didn't realize that the avatars featured on my profile was that of Prince of Terra and Get Some Tail (my Zidane!cosplay alt) because he claimed to him that he "played evey ff". No I did not change that. The guy can't type.
To which, Prince of Terra responds on his profile, because he only unlocked PMs long enough to spat at me once before locking them again.
Prince of Terra

Kuja the best wrote
"i played evey ff"

That's not what you told my friend Phail Repth.

" to tell u the truth i only know about ff9 ff10 ff4 and dissidia and the 1 with vincent and the 1 with squall"

Not only that but you were begging for gold and harassing her, saying how you weren't a beggar and your parents were dead. I'm sure they are really proud to have a child like you that would throw them away like that to win an argument. And don't bother bragging to your friends about how you won this argument when you clearly didn't. you were being abusive and childish just to get your way and started crap with senior members because we didn't give you sparkly rainbow unicorn penetrated feedback on your mediocre cosplay. People are entitled to their opinions, and this is mine. You're a selfish little brat that expects the world to be handed to you on a silver platter and when it isn't, you lash out. This is Gaia. There's enough cancer here. Go back to /b/, noob. Though I'm sure phrase is lost on you give your history.

Ive already made the mods aware of you so dont go starting any more fights with dedicated members of Gaia Online. Good day.


Let's have a round of applause for Prince of Terra on that one xd
Within minutes all comments were deleted from his page, an attempt to cover up his stupidity. Running off with his tail in-between his legs, Kuja the Best thinks he can hide his moronic rambling by deleting everything.
Silly little nooblet, don't mess with your elders 3nodding Congrats on making it into the Hall of Shame!




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