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PolarchuckLuva: [10:28] Hello mindless robot!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:28] You will become rich and famous unless you don't.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:28] Eh?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:28] You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:28] My mom?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:28] You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:29] What does that even mean?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:28] You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:29] A super happy toad?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:29] You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:29] I don't wanna be a failure. That's good eh?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:29] You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:29] ...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:29] You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:29] Thank you?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:29] Give him an evasive answer.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:30] Who?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:29] You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:30] What does redundant mean?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:30] Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:30] Super me!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:30] Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:30] ?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:30] Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:30] My friends don't send letters

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:30] You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:31] What are you, a fortune cookie?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:30] Today is the last day of your life so far.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:31] Crap I'm gonna dieee!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:31] Your lover will never wish to leave you.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:31] ...?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:31] You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:31] I'm leaving.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:31] You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:31] i'm 13!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:31] You'll be sorry...

PolarchuckLuva: [10:31] for?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:31] You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially
if they are dead.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:32] lol

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:31] You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:32] Iunno, my mom is an alien, I think.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:32] Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's
new lover.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:32] I don't get this anymore.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:32] A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:33] Oh, thanks! mrgreen

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:32] You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:33] Kay, cya

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:33] You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:33] What's with the nice/mean/nice/mean thing?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:33] Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:33] ?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:33] You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.

PolarchuckLuva: [10:34] Goodbye.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:33] Look afar and see the end from the beginning.