Me and my home slice Kat pmed this entire thing between each other. Read, and be enlightend....oh and Shmoo and Pixie are Kat's dogs, and Bobman and MJ are our characters and Bobman is based off of Kat.
Gina: dude! i just got a threatening email from captain crunch!!! he's back! again.....*cough* AHHHH!
Kat: AGAIN!!!! how many times do we have to kill this guy?!
Gina: as much times as we need to kill krissy. but we can always ignore him and look at our other current problems....
like that giant cockroach eating townsville!
or...
zac effron brainwashing all of america to worship him...
or....
a penny on the floor!
but seriously, you should at least look at the email before you make any rash and uneeded descions...
captaincrunchonwsall@cereal.com wrote: MWAHHAHAHA! YOU FOOLS! YOU THOT I WUZ DEAD!!! WELL I AM NOT!! I AM BACK!! WITH VEGENANCE!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! SO NOW...UMM.....YOU SHALL BE DESTROYED AND STUFF....WHAHAHAHAHA...
Kat: HOW DID YOU SURVIVE THIS TIME CAPTAIN CRUNCH!!!!
Captain Crunch: I did yoga.
Gina: THAT'S LAAAME
Kat: how does yoga keep you from dieing from the death note or gun shots? (sends bear to attack captain crunch) lets see how you survive the bear!
Gina: AHHHH! BEAR!
Gina: (sprays anti-bear repellant)
Gina: Much better...
Kat: the bear wasn't going for you!!!
Kat: ...wouldn't an anti-bear repellant make the bear come to you?
Gina: no because it's ANTI-bear......i think...
Gina: *looks at it*
Gina: oh s**t....
*bear starts running toward Gina*
Kat: dude! RUN!!!!
Gina: *does a barrel roll*
Gina: wait....what did that just do?
Kat: i don't know....
*sprays anti-bear repellant on captain crunch*
Kat: i hope that works
Captain Crunch: Anti-bear repellant doesn't work on people who do...YOGA! WHAHAHHAHA!
Bear: I don't like yoga.
Gina: I feel your pain....
Kat: how does yoga do that?
Gina: dunno...maybe we should start doing it.
Kat: probably... but no
Kat: how should we kill him this time?
Gina: well let's look through this yoga handbook and see what it isn't immune to...
Kat: well... it looks like play-doh won't work on him
Gina: dammit!
Kat: if we beat him in a battle could it kll him?
Gina: *checks handbook* yes, but it must be a battle of....DANCE?!
Kat: crap... can you dance? i can't
Gina: ummm no. but those hamsters you gave me can! *turns on hamster* HAH! beat that!
Kat: *turns on my hamster too* i hope the batteries don't die before the end of the battle
Captain Crunch: THAT'S CHEATING!
Kat: *batteries die on my hamster* dammit, i knew i should have changed his batteries!
Gina: WE SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE MAGICAL HAMSTERS! THEY WERE ONLY A DOLLAR MORE! WHY DIDN'T WE?!
Kat: did the batteries die on yours too?!
Gina: mine....never had batteries..i figured if i moved it around with my hands that would count as dancing...
Captain Crunch: Wahahahahaha! I win!
Kat: crap! i can't believe he won!
Gina: Well when in roam....RUUUN!
Gina: *runs off*
Kat: *RUNS* where do we go? *looks around* dude? where did you go?
Gin: shh....im in this bush...
*krissy laughs*
Gina: *smacks krissy*
Gina: hurry, hide! the bush is big enough!
*krissy laughs*
Gina: *shoots krissy*
Captain Crunch: AHA! I heard a gun!
Kat: *grabs another gun, hands it to kid* go shoot something... like captain crunch! but don't shoot out your eye!
Kat: *hides in tree*
Gina: and get some nachos while your at it! im hungry....
Kat: *throws walkie-talkie at krissy's head, talks into my walkie-talkie* gina, are you talking to the kid?
Gina: WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU?! *holds button on walkie talkie*
Kat: *willing my thoughts at gina* +take finger off button+ *presses button on mine* can you hear me now?
Gina: KAT?! IS THAT YOU?! *looks around* WHERE IS YOUR VOICE COMING FROM?!
Kat: *presses button again* i'm in the tree, if you want to talk to me without crunch knowing where we are press the button on the walkie-talkie and talk to it, when you're done talking take your finger off the button*takes finger off button*
Gina: *presses button* good idea...*gets binoculars* hey kat i can see you!!! hiiiii kat! who's that gut with the knife in the tree with you?! he looks familiar...
Kat: ********!!! *jumps out of tree like a cat* thanks gina!! *presses button* was it captain crunch?
Gina: *presses button* no....it's.........ZAC EFFRON! s**t! we forgot that he's brain washing everybody! run again!
*runs off*
Kat: *presses button while running* ok, and thanks for the save... was he trying to kill me or get my hair again? oh, and, do you know where captain crunch went... i haven't seen him in a while
*presses button* Captain Crunch: Right here!! WAHAHAHA!
Kat: *presses button* WHAT DID YOU DO WITH GINA!!!!!!!!!
Gina: *presses button* relax dude! i m just joking...besides...*looks through binoculars* OH MY GOD HE'S RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!!
Kat: WHAT THE HELL!!! *starts running again, presses button* why can't i see him?
Gina: *presses button* probably because he's good at hiding...oh hey, a cute lil kitty.....AHHHHH!!! IT'S EATING MEEEE!
Kat: *presses button* what kind of kitty is it?
Gina: *presses button* AHHH!! white...and-AHHHH! with a yellow nose..and AHHHHH OMG!!! no mouth.....it's wearing a....AHHH IT'S SOO PAINFUL!! red bow...
Kat: *presses botton* what kind of cat has no mouth? *grabs another gun, shoots kitty*
Gina: *presses button* only one kind...HELLO KITTY!!!!
Kat: *runs up to gina* did i hit the damn cat-thing?
Gina: umm...no. but you did hit krissy again.
Kat: eh, i don't see the bad in that
Gina: me neither. *kicks krissy*
Kat: *points gun at hello kitty's head, pulls trigger* that should do it... now we should run before captain crunch shows up
Captain Crunch: WAHAHAHA!
Gina: Crunch no swiping! Crunch no swiping!
Captain Crunch: YOU'RE TOO LATE!
Gina: Dammit, that never works.
random Ninetales: RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!!!!!
Kat: well crap, i was hoping that would slow him down for at least an hour... HEY GINA, look! it's a shiney penny, why don't you pick it up... it's way over there by the box of Captain Crunch Destroying Guns(CCDG).
Gina: Umm, okay! *picks up penny* OOO, shiney......
Kat: was it heads up? if it was grab one of those guns and start shooting
Gina: actually it was one of those lazily drawn cartoon pennies that only have 1 cents written on....now what?
Kat: um... we'll say it's heads, NOW START SHOOTING!!!
Gina: OKAY! *shoots gun at ronald mcdonald*
Kat: good... but i thought we killed him already? now, try to aim for captain crunch while i distract him! HEY CAPTAIN CRUNCH, OVER HERE... LOOK I'M HAPPY!
Captain Crunch: Why you little-
Gina: *shoots kat by accidet*
Gina: ummmmm...Kat..? You okay there?
Kat: yeah, i'm ok, you just shot my fake foot. keep shooting until you hit him!
Kat: HEY CAPTAIN CRUNCH! I'M OK, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! COME AND GET ME! *starts hopping towards gina*
Kat: hey gina, tell me when you're gonna shoot so i can duck down
Gina: EAT LEAD YOU *****!!!
Gina: *shoots CC with a machine gun*
Kat: *ducks just in time* dude, did you get him?!
Gina: ummm i think so.....wait a minute.....that isn't captain crunch...it's...it's.....*pulls off mask* OLD MAN JEINKINS?!
Kat: WHAT?! i thought scooby was supposed to get him? if we got jeinkins... does that mean scooby was behind all the times captain crunch came after us?
Dark Figure: Actually that was me...
Gina: it's...it's....JABBER JAW!
Jabber Jaw: That's right. I was Captain Crunch this whole time.
Kat: dammit jabber jaw! i have a restraining order against you! you're not allowed within 2,000 feet of me!
Jabber Jaw: But I must have your hair for my hair collection!!! *attacks kat with scissors*
Gina: NOOOOO! *jumps in the way in slow motion*
Kat: *has turned around and doesn't notice all this happening*
STOP RIGHT THERE!
Kat: swiper no swiping?
*group of ninjas attack jabber jaw with swiffer mops*
Gina: wtf?
Kat: eek where did they come from?
Jabber Jaw: No you fools! ATTACK THEM! ATTACK THEM!
*group of ninjas start heading towards us*
Gina: Yipes! Let's split!
*1960's music plays as we run through a bunch of random doors*
Kat: *grabs shmoo and throws him at ninjas, hides in barrel and they run past it*
Gina: *me and pixie dress up like barbers, confuse ninja by giving him a hair cut, he discovers that were not actually barbers, and growls at us as we run off*
Kat: *pops my head out of barrel looks around sees a ninja and pulls head back in, somehow moves to another barrel*
Gina: *starts dancing in front of cheesy colorful background, group of ninjas start dancing to, then they start chasing me*
Kat: *gets out of barrel and pushes ninja into another one, runs to find gina*
Gina hey kat...im over here...in the frozen food section next to the kid cuisine penguin.
Kat: O.O RUN!!!! THE PENGUIN'S GOT A BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!
Gina: AHHH!!! WHY?! KID CUSINE PENGUIN WHY?!
KcPenguin: Cuz MY NAME IS ROBERT!! BUT NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT! NOBODY!
Kat: THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR FOOD SUCKS!!
kcPenguin: THAT'S IT!
*sets off bomb*
Gina: WE GOT 10 SECS TO BOOK IT!
Kat: ok *grabs gina and drags her to the nearest bomb shelter*
Gina: *in bomb shelter* hey, look at that wheelie chair...
*wheelie chair spins around*
Jabber Jaw: Ello there. MWHAHAHAHA!
Gina: THE DOORS ARE LOCKED!
Kat: what the hell jabber jaw, why me? huh*sees something shiney*?
Gina: what is it dude?
Kat: it's a shiney... i think it's a bottle cap
Gina: *picks it up* hey it's not a bottle cap...it's a button...to what?
Kat: dunno... but it's shiney*slowly starts to reach for it*
Gina: *snatches it back* MY SHINEY BUTTON!
Kat: NO! *jumps at gina for button, totally forgetting jabber jaw in the corner of the room*
Gina: *accidently presses button* oops...
Jabber Jaw: You morons! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
Gina: this isn't going to activate that faulty count down is it?
Kat: *count down starts at 200* no... i think it's just the count down till the fish sticks are burned
count down: 199.........198........
Gina: THE FISH STICKS?! NOOOO!
count down(in the distance):........100............99.............98
Kat: THEY'VE ALREADY STARTED TO CRISP!
KCPenguin: HELLO! HAVE YOU IDIOTS FORGOTTON THE BOMB OUTSIDE!
Jabber Jaw: No matter, what these fools don't know that these fish sticks are poison and I plan on feeding them to the school children in BRAZIL! WHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Kat: i thought the penguin was dead already!
count down:.............59..............58..................57
Kat: *whispers to gina* do you know any kids in brazil?
KCPenguin: I am actually. I am now haunting you peeps. OOOGA BOOGA!
Gina: no.......wait!...no....i know no kids in Brazil.
Kat: ok, how the hell would you scare me? i live with krissy!
Kat: gina, you scared of a retarded ghost penguin?
count down:.........35...........34.............33..........31
Gina: no not really....frankly i think i've seen scarier things in pee wee's play house..
Random Kid from Brazil: Please help us! We will die!
Kat: i don't know you, and i'm not allowed to talk to strangers
Random Brazil Kid: But I'm not a stranger! I am your conscious!
Gina: I DON'T HAVE ONE!
Kat: how can you be both of our conscious?
Gina: what's up with the count down?
count down:...........99..........97.............44..............45
Jabber Jaw: Hey thanks for pointing that out!
*speeds up count down*
10....9....8....
Gina: NOOOO!
Kat: so what? what did the fish sticks ever do to you jabber jaw? was it worth it to poison them?
Jabber Jaw: *sniff* You're right....I'VE BECOME A MONSTER!!!
Gina: Now that you admitted you are a terrible hideous freak, how about saving the fish sticks?
Jabber Jaw: Alright....*stops count down* IM A CHANGED SHARK!
Brazil Kid: YAAAY!
Jabber Jaw: *smacks brazil kid*
Jabber Jaw: I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD SPEAK!
Gina: soo...ummm...what im wondering is why you dressed up like captain crunch this whole time and tried to kill us.
Kat: yeah! why'd you do that? were you trying to get passed the restraining order... again?
count down: 999999999999999999999999999................2222222222222222222222222..............gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg................rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............22222222232212449734561976295295605256256576528493479
Jabber Jaw: Well the truth is.....I.....
Gina: yeah?
Jabber Jaw: I.......I am a homosexual.
Gina: .......what does that have to do with us?!
Kat: *whispers to gina: watch, he's gonna start saying he's a she and that's why he loves MJ*
MJ: THAT'S IT! i'm stopping this bs now!
Gina: awww.....
MJ: LET'S GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING BEFORE THIS GETS WAAAY OUTTA HAND!
Gina: and how do you propose we do that?
MJ: WITH THIS TIME MACHINE!
*gets out time machine*
Kat: why do we need to go back in time?
MJ: To stop you two from ever meeting Captain Crunch/Jabber Jaw or whoever the hell this a*****e is!
Gina: well what'ya waiting for?! DOOOO IT!
Gina: *presses button on time machine*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kat: *falls out of time machine* what the hell? i thought that seatbelt would keep me from falling off...
Gina: that wasn't a seat belt....IT'S A SNAKE!!!
Gina: and why do i have a afro?! DAMMIT MJ! YOU FAIL AT LIFE!
Bobman: MJ! that was still in testing! and it took me a month to catch that snake!
*off in the distance* BLING BLING BOY!
Gina: well now this is confusing to have kat and bobman here....does that mean im narrator also? hey dude, i think we're in the 1970's.....
MJ: WELL! YOU....WAAAAH! *runs off crying*
Gina: ah dammit he had the remote....
Bling Bling Boy: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Gina: we run from one f*****t and find another one!
bobman: dammit, now i have to go find him! i don't know why his dad told me to keep an eye on him...
Kat: you don't have to be narrator... plus didn't the narrator quit?
Gina: you're thinking of bakalicious.....
Kat: 0.0 -.- 0.0
Kat: oh
bobman: HEY MJ! WHERE ARE YOU?
MJ: GO AWAY!
bobman: what's wrong now?
MJ: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MEE! THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG!
Gina: suck it up you emo!!!
Bling Bling Boy: Ahem!
Kat: oh right...we forgot.....
bobman: no one understands anyone, that's what makes life interesting!
Kat: bling bling boy you were supposed to be filling in all that paper work, how did you get on the time machine?
Bling Bling Boy: Well it all started-
Gina: great....this is going to be a agonizingly loooong boring story isn't it? well screw this! im leaving! i hate having afros! i hate fighting cereal mascots or cartoon characters that don't matter! im sick of it all! i quit!
MJ: Me too!
bobman: oh no you don't, MJ. if i'm stuck here listening to bling bling boy you are too!
Kat: well i quit too. so bobman you're stuck here by yourself*grabs MJ and starts dragging him to his brothers*
Gina: wait...MJ has brothers?
Krissy: Hoh hyeah!
Kat: i meant to put house. he has one brother
bobman: what the hell?! how can you leave and i stay... we're the same person!
Gina: and a apostrophe....
Kat: I am obvisouly Kat talking and not Gina.....
MJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kat: *wakes up in ditch somewhere* where am i?
Gina: OH NOES THE TIME MACHINE HAS GONE HAYWIRED!!!
Kat: *presses button on walkie-talkie* where the hell am i?
Bling Bling Boy: You are in the twilight zone.
Gina: why did you send us here?!
Bling Bling Boy: Because you didn't listen my agonizingly long boring story.
Gina: Dammit! This is all your fault.....BOBMAN!
bobman: why the hell is it my fault?! i haven't done anything, i was gonna sit here and nod my head pretending to listen to his story so he'll go away!
Kat: *presses button on walkie-talkie* you still haven't told me where i am...*lets go of button*
Gina: *presses button* lemme ask bling bling f**. HEY BLING BLING f**!
Bling Bling Boy: Who's making fun of me!
Gina: *looks around suspiciously* ummmm.....him! *points to MJ* but that's besides the point, where's kat?!
Bling Bling Boy: New York
Kat: *presses button* why was I sent to New York by myself? *takes finger off button*
bobman: scream
Gina: HEY! WHY WAS SHE SENT TO-
Bling Bling Boy: I can hear her just fine thank you. You see, I need Kat to complete a very important and dangerous mission.
Gina: FIGHT NINJAS?!
Bling Bling Boy: No.
Gina: ROBOTS?!
Bling Bling Boy: No.
Gina: Sell herself on the streets.....?
Bling Bling Boy: GOD NO!!! I NEED HER TO GET SOMETHING FOR ME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Gina: ummmm....i blame bobman and mj. i also blame Marilyn Monroe.
Kat: *presses button* what the hell was with the last one Gina! and what do i have to get?*lets go of button*
bobman: why wasn't i sent?
Gina: *presses button* you were sent to new york by some weirdo....you never know....and why didn't you send bobman?!
Bling Bling Boy: Because I need Bobman to go and get me danishes, MJ needs to wash my ferrari, and gina, go try to commit suicide. i don't like you.
Gina: ummm.....i don't know how.
MJ: Can me and gina trade jobs?
Bling Bling Boy: Pleeeease, you would start crying at the first attempt and chicken out.
Gina: so what does kat do?
Kat: *presses button* yeah bling, what do i do? Bling Bling Boy, trade jobs with Gina, or i won't do whatever it is i'm supposed to do.*lets go of button*
Bling Bling Boy: Fine fine! You have to defeat.....THE EVIL FORCE!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!
Kat: *presses button* oh, well it's too late for that... i joined them, they gave me cookies
Gina: FREE COOKIES?! I WANNA JOIN! *goes to new york somehow*
Evil Geek: welcome to THE EVIL FORCE! please enjoy the free EVIL FORCE Cookies
Kat: you know, for evil people, they're really polite
Bling Bling Boy: DAMN THEM! Okay, change in plans. Bobman, emo kid, you must defeat the evil force!
Kat: *presses button* Bling bling boy! While Bobman isn't evil, she can't fight me or Gina. it may cause her to dissapear*lets go of button*
Gina: i left my walkie talkie there?!
Bling Bling Boy: Dammit, now what...
MJ: Can I kill myself now?!
Gina: yeah bling bling f**! you would have to use people that can't disappear that we didn't make up and can kick our asses! here, i will give you a list just to prove how lame you are! ahem, *puts on reading glasses i don't need* there's L, spiderman, batman, Dr. Suess, elmo, the increidble hulk, johnny quest, jimmy neutron, the green goblin, little red riding hood, sailor moon, the power puff girls, my little pony, michale jackson, scooby doo, inuyahsa, naruto, gaara, phineas and ferb, mr. rogers, dr. jekly and mr. hide, wear wolves, mermaids, aladdin, near, hell even krissy because she does exist. yaaaay, i helped!
Kat: and half of those people are on our side for the cookies
Bling Bling Boy: You forgot somebody.
Gina: who?
Bling Bling Boy: THE JUSTICE LEAGUE!
Justice League: Give it up evil force!
Jabber Jaw: Come on evil force!
Gina: wait...we're working for you now?! how ironic.....
Kat: dude, i just got the dress code for this place... everyone has to wear a dress! i'm quitting! and when did jabber jaw come back? i thought he ran away or something...
Gina: SCREW THAT! i say we destroy everyone and everything in our path whether they were involved or not like all good guys!
Kat: ok! where do we start? i think we should start with bling bling boy
Gina: okay! *somehow gets out of new york and back to where we were before that*
Kat: *pulls giant sword-like gun out of nowhere* get over here bling bling boy!!!!
Bling Bling Boy: UMMM.....*throws smoke bomb* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAhaahaha......ah dammit! PLEASE DON'T KEEL MEEE!
Kat: dammit bling bling boy, that was a pepper bomb!*puts on gas mask, puts a gas mask on gina* just so i know you won't inhale the pepper...
Dr. Pepper: Did somebody say pepper?!
oh god here it comes....
Dr. Pepper: PEPPPER!!! *rap music starts playing, starts break dancing*
Gina: I CAN'T TAKEZ ITZ ANYMOOOOREZ! *attacks dr. pepper, opens cap*
MJ: No Gina! DON'T DO IT! It will cause the world to implode!
Gina: STOP TRYING TO BE THE SMART CHARACTER YOU DAMN EMO!
MJ: I only wanted to fit in...*tear*
Gina: AHHH!! SCREW ALL THAT REHAB FOR NO DRINKING DR. PEPPER!! *drinks dr. pepper*
MJ: What have you done?!
*world implodes*
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