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I suppose it would be typical of me to join in on the Twilight ranting... after all, fictional characters doing odd things, and my writer is letting me let loose a little.
I am NOT A TWIPIRE and PROUD OF IT. Please, don't ever associate me with the Cullens, and if you're comparing me...it better be that I'm better. I don't need to be perfect, I have my flaws and though they're troublesome at times and almost hurt Kate horribly...almost got her killed, they make me better.
Okay, first off, the whole die in the sun thing. Sure, there's myths that say you can't die in the sun, so perhaps that's something that can be scraped around. But MOST vampires, the ones people associate with on first glance (or at least used to) die in the sun unless there's some magic or artifact or they're an elder who can stand in it for mere moments before bursting into flame. (Like me! surprised )
SPARKLY MY a**! Sure, white wolf has sparkly vampires, as Beauty is their only factor and its what they do, but honestly... My skin doesn't sparkle like diamonds and I'm proud of that. Diamonds are overrated.
Skin like stone? Who wants to touch that. When I seduce people, I want to have my skin soft for them to rub their hands against it... so that my hands can mold with their flesh... ninja *cough*
I'm over 2000 years old...and I'm not a virgin. I've had a few... well done a few things I'm not to proud of now, but its a part of my past. But I NEVER EVER EVER went after someone really young, like a kid. Times were different in the roman age, but I preferred a slightly older girl, like above the age of 20 actually, because that was a true peak of beauty for most.
I gotta say, why are these vampires still in HIGH SCHOOL if they're so old? I've been to college a few times, and have a PHD actually in Chemistry... (wasn't easy to get, had to seduce to get a few night classes offered...) and a Masters in Literature. I knew Shakespeare. He was fabulous. My writer made me say that it is NOT TRUE! D8 But anyways, I have no need to go back to High School.
My eyes don't change color. They are blue, always a beautiful blue, and my hair is blond. But I'm not dumb. >.< Though Kate might tell you differently.
Don't let anything fool you, I have FANGS and feed off of blood. I fed off of human blood over the years, and occasional animal blood. WTF is a VEGETARIAN VAMPIRE? Honestly? That kinda pisses me off. Blood is blood is blood. Animals feel pain, just ask PETA. ( rolleyes ) >> They are tasty when mixed with the right wines though. Seriously.
If you cut me, I do bleed. Like blood I've fed off of or old blood, I can go for a while without feeding, but I get weaker each time I go without.
I do NOT need to sleep in a coffin, but I do at times, it can be comfy. I have some soil from the place of my birth, and little samples stored here and there with my things, especially once I get organized in the Graveyard I end up in. I don't need to sleep in a whole lot of it, but a little once in a while does much to preserve my strength. Or give me strength when it is failing.
Garlic, nah. Holy Relics - They sting a little, but ain't that bad really, I slept in a church a while.... No reflection of course, I'd only show up in something like the Camera Obscura. No, I don't focus on how pretty I am all the time. I'm not that ******** superficial. EE! I swore, I'm sorry, I don't do that often. Only when I'm really emotional.
Kate's blood does not qualify as SPECIAL to me... if it does, it's 'cause she's a necromancer, a keeper of the dead. That is something actually special. Bella Swan is NOT a necromancer.... Kate would probably try to kill her if she had ended up soiling that fandom as well. Just like Meyer foiled the werewolves, who were admittedly better, but only a little.
Okay, if I forgot anything...I'll write about it in a later entry. Feel free to comment. But I'm my own kind of vampire!
OH! And I'm clingy. As Kate will tell you lots, and kinda chuck me into walls often as I do it, but I'm a clingy vampire. I was alone for pretty much my entire life... I accumulated my wealth over the years, and worked in the Chemistry lab a lot for some time. I stole a few things here and there, I did make a living as a thief after all before I became a vampire.
Now I'm rambling...so I'm done for now. 83 LOVE ME! And I am not a Twipire. Thank you!
 Craig_the_Vampire · Fri Mar 20, 2009 @ 05:36am · 0 Comments |
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