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panrykari
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 @ 03:15pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 @ 10:53pm
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the diff
This is the difference between men of god and men of the world.
A man of god is pretty obviouse term. Now people who I call men of the world are your doctors, soldiers, policemen, teachers, etc.
A man of god: Tells stories from a book with no author, to fix a problem A man of the world: Sees a problem, researches it, and the writes a book on what he finds
A man of god: Tries to force his beliefs on those around him A man of the world: Teaches fact to those around him
A man of god: Say if you don't believe what I do, then you are ******** A man of the world: Makes his beliefs available to others, and leaves it at that
A man of god: Goes to a monistary, and cuts himself off from the rest of the world A man of the world: Cuts himself off from everything he knows, to help the rest of the world
A man of god: Sees how bad this world is getting and speaks out behind a podium A man of the world: Sees how bad things are getting, and dies in a place far from his home trying to make it right again.
Now since you all know your Bibles so well... Riddle me this... Who's actions are more "Christ like"?
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panrykari
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panrykari
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 @ 03:37am
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 @ 03:52am
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SOLDIERS
Soldiers
This was pretty cute... I liked it.
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible.
A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. Soldiers are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack.
A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the Protector of America, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something it's usually 30 days leave, music that hurts the ears, a five dollar bill...or a woman he can count on.
Girls love them, mothers tolerate them, fathers brag about them, the government pays them too little, the police watch out for them and somehow they all work together. You can beat their bodies but not their minds.
You can tame their hearts but not their souls. He likes girls, females, women, ladies, and the opposite sex. He dislikes small checks, working weekends, answering letters, missing chow, waking up, maintaining a uniform, and the day before payday. You may as well give in. HE IS YOUR LONG DISTANCE LOVER...he is your steel eyed, warm smiling, blank minded, hyperactive, over reacting, curious, passive, talented spontaneous, physically fit, good for nothing bundle of worry..... And will always be there for you regardless of how long its been since you've last talked.
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panrykari
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panrykari
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 @ 03:43am
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RACISM
This is one of the few bulletins I feel are worth reposting. Learn to speak/spell English ********! Did you ever think that maybe this is why the rest of the world hates us so much? Maybe its because we have everything and act like ******** morons! I am not predgiduce. I could give two shits less what color your ******** skin is. I judge a person on character.
This is what I believe. In the MODERN world there is no such thing as as Racism. Its only ignorence and stupidity. There are only idividuals that ******** it up for everyone else, I swear to god! I have never ONCE seen, in all my travels and educated black guy say "We aint got no good jobs, them crackers are oppressin us!". By the same token I have heard an educated white guy say "Damn niggers are takin all our jobs". I could list more references, but that seems to be the two colors you stupid ******** seem to fixate on. Now you can say "Well we aint got no money" all you ******** want! Its called PUBLIC EDUCATION assholes! Do good in school, instead of haning out with your homies, and you will get good grades(that's lack of education). "But Dr. Baron Von Evil Gauthier, we can't afford no college" Well ******** if you didn't squander your first twelve years of school than you would be able to get scholorships. If you did get good grades and are still complaining, do you know what that is? ******** LAZINESS!!! I have a friend that is Czekloslovakian. She is a MINORITY. She got good grades and is funding her own a** through college on scholarships alone! IF SHE CAN DO IT SO CAN YOU! You ******** stinky, lazy a**, wastes of space need to get up and go get your ******** the government will FUND YOU for that). Make something of youselves! Contribute to socioty and the ******** economy. If thats too much to ask you need to go trace your liniage back to wherever the ******** you came from, move back there and DRAG THEM DOWN instead of US! Now when I say this please take my meaning as its meant to be. Ghetto does not mean black. Ghetto means STUPID LAZY ********! What I want to know is, since when did being stupid, lazy and ignorent become the COOL THING TO DO! Personally I want to better myself. I choose friends that keep my mind challenged and entertained. I DO NOT look for friends so I can say "yeah I suck, but you're just as ******** dumb as I am", so I can feel okay about myself. I talked to a chemistry major a couple of weeks ago. She made be feel like a stupid child, but she was funny and smart. I can't wait to chat her up some more! With this I tell you: If you walk, talk, or speak ghetto you are ******** WRONG!
Now... I give you the bulletin that spurred this...
GHETTO SPELLIN' Words: Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.
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This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my b***h rectum both.
4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. p***s - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said p***s.
6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel ."
7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" she say "fortify."
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....
Today's word is: " OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo a** fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 @ 03:49am
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panrykari
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 @ 07:21pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 @ 04:41pm
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