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So, me and my friend Ashley have this on going war with God (As Dalton calls himself). And finally. We have perfected an utterly flawless plan to defeat and own him once and for all. We first thought about smashing a cake in his face on the last day of school, but of course we made the mistake of telling his dumbass southerner friend Briar who told Dalton by accident. ( stare We still hate you Briar) But then! just today, we have done it. We took it upon ourselves to personally ask our English teacher, Mrs. Kemp -McMenemy (def. the teacher of the year) to assist us in this plot for revenge. And guess what? SHE SAID YES! We told her that if our superior linguistic skills didn't convince her, we would make her some cupcakes. And she told us she really wanted to see it happen! So WTF now Dalton! Your own English teacher sold you out for a batch of ******** cupcakes! How does that make you feel? Heh heh. You won the battles, but we win the war. b***h. 4laugh
 T3h Cuppycake · Fri May 30, 2008 @ 10:23pm · 9 Comments |
