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(Knock on the screen)
*Knock knock knock knock*
(Giggle with glee)
*Guh Huh*
Ban-jo Ka-zoo-ie

A one two three four!

He's a bear who wears a necklace
Sorta sweet and sorta reckless
Wears a bag and never hides it
Keeps a little bird inside it

Banjo Kazooie! Banjo Kazooie!

Here's a witch they call Gruntilda
Strong resemblance to Broom-Hilda
Kidnaps Banjo's sister Tooty
With a plan to steal her beauty

I want to play Banjo Kazooie!

This is Kazooie
She can speak with bird words.
This yellow [I say little] backpack's
Full of her bird turds.

Banjo Kazooie
BanjoBanjoBanjo and Kazooie

This guy is Mumbo
He can make you big or little
From what I hear, he plays a xylophone and fiddle

Play that fiddle
Play that fiddle
I could go for a McGriddle.

Here we gotta bird with small but smart legs
Kinda funny how she coughs and farts eggs

Both of her holes have
eggs and you know that cant be healthy

Play that f*c%in fiddle Mumbo
Play that f*c%in fiddle Mumbo

Banjo Kazooie
Banjo Kazooie

Play that f*c%in fiddle Mumbo
Play that f*c%in fiddle Mumbo

I want to play Banjo Kazooie

Fight with a carrot
Kick it with a turtle choir
Banjo's a bear with questionable day attire
Is she a parrot?
My brain is on fire!

Banjo Kazooie
Ooooh-dellally

Banjo Kazooie
What a f*c%in' game
(HEY!)

Pop quiz!!!

What kind of bird is Kazooie?

Question is worth 1000 gold!
First one who answers right gets it!