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I think it probably could. I'm feeling so lazy and bored that I almost ate a tack this morning. Would that have killed me? Not likely, but it would have hurt like a b%$#h on steroids. It could have been worse though. I could have been so bored that I decided to go out and kill people just to have some fun.

And sure, I have things I'm supposed to be doing, but that doesn't make me any less bored, you know? At this very moment I could be digging through my pack rat's stew of stuff to find something to make me less bored instead of just writing about how bored I am. So why am I doing this? Because I thought my journal needed an update, even if its a boring one.

So there, ye olde journal has been updated. I am satisfied. Now I'm off to go finish writing some Aurikku fanfics. My true calling in life!

I BROKE 3,000 Gold today! Wahahahahahahaha! I, right now, have 3,057 gold, courtesy of my first journal comment on MogiMogiGirls journal! Thanks Mogi!
It gave me 40 g, awesomeness!

YAAAAY! Donate on my Chyaku Norisu Scarf thingy! Don't donate very much though. Please, nothing over 10 gold, or I'll feel bad..... Keep your gold for yourself, you earned it! Buy stuff, have fun!

Thankzord~

THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA ARE THE RAPESAUCE!!
That new movie? yeah, crap. Its not worth the dipping sauce at McDonalds, which actualy costs like 10 cents by the way. The old movies with shitty special effects and midgets in costumes instead of cgi Beavers and Mice was much better. The obvious lack of special effects made it possible for good actors to play cool roles, instead of the pieces of crap that played in the new movie. Well, actualy, thats not fair of me to say. It was the directors fault, and the screenplay writer who tried to "spruce up" a story that didn't need it, in the end just dumbing it down and making fans of the books want to scratch their eyeballs out, and no doubt want to scratch out the people who allowed them to mess up a perfect, yes, PERFECT! story.

Enough about my hating of the new movie! C.S. LEWIS! Whoo-hoo!
I just finished rereading the books for about the 1 billionth time. My mom used to read them to me and my brother when we were little, and sometimes still will. (if your lucky, she'll give her White Witch impersonation...) Ugg! I wish I lived in Narnia! That would be sooo awesome! I'd visit the castle of Harfang and kick some giant a**, then sail to the Lone Islands. On my way to the giants, I'd have to visit Puddleglum, one of the bravest creatures in Narnia, then go into Bism to see the beauty of the Underworlders true home. And who could go to Narnia without checking out Lantern Waste, seeing the Lampost, the White Witchs castle, or the ruins of it, Aslan's How, go to Tashbaan, if only to see it! I'd dance with the fawns at the Dancing Lawn, and visit Aravis and Shasta in Archenland. Have Bree tell me tales of his flight from Calormen, and brush Hwin's mane for her. The ruins of Cair Paravel would be awesome! I'd swim in the lake around the Great Waterfall, and dance with Bachuss and his band of wild women(whom I believe to be Maenads). The site of the Beaver's Dam would be interesting, chock full of history.
Of course, as sea water runs through my veins as easily as blood, I would journey to the Silver Sea, if only to taste it then return. I would return, sailing to the Island of the Star, and the Monopods island. Ahh! Just thinking about it! Can you smell the briny air? Well, I can, so I'm off! I believe your never to old to make-believe your somewhere else, sailing through the seas of the most beautiful and magical countrys in all the worlds, Narnia.
If I'm lucky in all my travels, I might just glimpse a talking mouse with a gold band around his head, and feather stuck in it, a sword no thicker than a pin hanging from his waist. Any luckier than that, and I'll get to hug him!

When your grandparents see a commercial for Viagra, it is generaly a good time to leave the room. If you stay, there is a 94% chance you'll wish you had left. Watching your own parents laugh during the conversation can sometimes be worse than what is being said. Unless of course, your grandparents are my grandparents, and unless your mom is mine, your aunt also happens to be mine, and your cousin and older brother happen to be red faced with suppresed extremely loud laughter.

But Viagra can't stay the main topic long. Thank God the conversation changed before your cousin's friend came over. Now your grandmother isn't satisfied with the arrangement of decorative plates on the very high niche in the wall, sending your older brother to stand on unstable chairs and move the heavy plates and bordering plants until she's satisfied. This will be a while. After long minutes of switching plates, yelling, arguments over wether or not the plants are drooping enough, and racaus laughter, the plates and plants are perfect.

Sadly, soon after this troubling ordeal, your aunt's small dog runs headlong into a large floor vase, breaking it into three big pieces and numerous smaller ones. Your grandmother flips her very tight lid and screams about the fact that it had been a gift, that it was part of a set, and that she would have to go out shopping the next morning to replace it. All of us sigh, fully knowing that she would come home at least five-hundred dollars lighter and more hideous decorations heavier.

Well, that was some of my trip to Maui. I didn't mention my grandmothers shop till I drop method, or that my grandfather turned 80 on saturday morning and it was up to me to give him kisses until he would come out to breakfast with us. I also failed to mention my compulsion to eat while on Maui, and left out the fact that while my grandmothers fridge is filled to the breaking point, there isn't any food in sight.

thats it! take care and go to sleep you insomniacs!
-Mia, the Maou of New Makoku