The IM convorsation when I had too much Jolt. I am Champagne Jammed and Riley is samogatz.
Champagne Jammed: SUPP FGTZ ?! samogatz: OMG Champagne Jammed: talk to me so i can sleep. samogatz: I'll tell you a bedtime story? samogatz: Hokay? Champagne Jammed: OKAY. Champagne Jammed: GO !! samogatz: MKAY samogatz: What do you want it to be about? samogatz: o: Anything? Champagne Jammed: a flower and a lady bug pl0x. samogatz: Mkay samogatz: One upon a time there was a flower named Tim. samogatz: he was rather pissed because just because he was a rose samogatz: people assumed he was gay or mistook him for a girl samogatz: so he always had to act extrodinarily manly samogatz: "LOL LUUK AT MY STEM" Champagne Jammed: LOL LIKE A d**k? samogatz: JAH samogatz: And then they would just make fun of him and be like "STFU YUR PINK AND YUR THORNS RNT EVEN SHARP" samogatz: And then he would be sad Champagne Jammed: poor little rosie. samogatz: so then one day he saw this lady bug crawling around on his leaf samogatz: and he was liek samogatz: WHATCHOO DOIN ALL UP IN MAH GRILLL samogatz: and the ladybug didnt say anything samogatz: and thinking that he offended the lady bug, he said samogatz: "I am so sorrie ma'am" samogatz: But then the lady bug was liek samogatz: "SON WATCHU TALKIN BOUT? I AINT NO MA'AM. STFU BEFOAR I CAP A GUN ON YUR PUNKASS" samogatz: and then he realized the lady bug was infact, ghetto Champagne Jammed: OH MY FAVOORRRITE. samogatz: And then he was liek samogatz: DOODZ SRY samogatz: I HAVE DA SAME PROBLEM samogatz: PPLZ THINK IMMAGIRL samogatz: and the ladybug was like samogatz: ***** PLZ. U R A GIRL samogatz: and thats when the rose realized he had boobies and a v****a samogatz: THE END Champagne Jammed: OMGISH THE IRONY. Champagne Jammed: D; samogatz: I KNOW
Champagne Jam · Fri May 04, 2007 @ 07:46pm · 4 Comments |