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CandianSpy
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Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas
When all throught the house

Not a creature was stirrin
Not even a mouse

Mom at the whore house
Dad smokin grass
I just settled down for a nice piece of a**

When out on the lawn
I heard a big clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter

When out on the lawn I saw a big d**k
I knew right then it must be Saint Nick

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew at that moment the ******** had fell

He filled our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber d**k for my brother the queer

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The fat ******** blew my chimney apart

He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight

"To hell with you all! I'm getting some p***y tonight!!!"

Seasons greeting
Money short
Here's your ********
Christmas card...

Happy Holidays for all you Rednecks out there! rofl xd rofl xd rofl xd




 
 
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