20 questions I asked people to tell me
I also give stupid answers to them
1.Q. If you are driving at 60 miles per hour, you get shot and die, woul you still be driving?
A. Of corse your foot is still on the peddal.
2.Q. Is it possible to be scared to death two times?
A. No you dead the first time.
3.Q. If you get scared half to death then you get scared to death would you die one and a half times?
A. No you would die two and a half times.
4.Q. Why is water wet?
A. Becasue Chuck Noris made it that way.
5.Q. What is the boogie man scared of?
A. Carpet.
6.Q. Does a ball fall down or up?
A. None of the options, it falls sideways.
7.Q. How can you watch your language if it's invisible?
A. You should already be wearing special glasses. Arn't you?
8.Q. Do pinyata's have feelings?
A. Yes, one, pain.
9.Q. Are you a twin?
A. Yes i have five siblings that look exactly like me.
10.Q. What is the meaning of life?
A. Waffles!!!
11.Q. Why is dirt brown?
A. Spray paint.
12.Q. Why do ballons pop?
A. Because they are suicidal.
13. Does peanutbutter or jelly come first?
A. Wich ever one has a stonger matabalisem.
14.Q. Why is corn yellow?
A. Because sheep are awsome.
15.Q. Why is the sun round?
A. Because marbles are round.
16.Q. you can be over-welmed and under-welmed, but can you be welmed?
A. Of corse, when your eating waffles.
17.Q. Would you like your eggs shaken or stirred?
A. Both and a half.
18.Q. Are your teeth purple?
A. No, thier rainbow collored.
19.Q. Why are the bricks red?
A. Their not red, your just crazy.
20.Q. Why are you asking me this?
A. Ummmmmmmmmmm..... aaaaaaahhhh!!! :runs away:
