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So I started my new part time job at Snarl frag's meat imporium today, and my boss is this warlock, but he's also a total deuche bag! He's all like, "if you don't make today's meat quota, I'll send you to the deepest, darkest regions of the underworld, where hundreds of shadow monsters will feast upon your soul", and I'm like, "dude, who are you, my last girl freind?!", but whatever. No sooner do I start grinding up the cow chunks than do they form a collective concious and attack me! Now I have two problems! One, I'm fighting against meat monster Mcgee for my life, and two, I still have to straighten out that lunch time conflict with Ernie from the spiced sausage department! So I summon my enchanted fire axe of the fourth Kingdom and start hacking away at it, but my boss waltzes in and zaps it with some electric fire or something. And then he starts yelling at me like, "No enchanted weapons on the job! your fired!". So I guess I need to find another part time job now. tonight, I'm just gonna chillax and scrap the meat off of me.
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