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Le easter bunneh!
 DesertRock · Mon Apr 18, 2011 @ 10:29pm · 0 Comments |
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I never use Gaia any more...
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
DesertRock · Sun Feb 05, 2006 @ 11:15pm · 0 Comments |
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Change your taste in men. |
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Got Placebo stuck in my head. Good kind of stuck, I like them.
Do you ever go through your memories and make timelines of stuff like your sex life? Like from your earliest memories where you thought sex consisted of naked people rubbing on eachother, or when you finally made the connection that sex caused babies?
Yeah, That can be fun sometimes.
DesertRock · Mon Dec 26, 2005 @ 04:17am · 0 Comments |
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Haven't posted for a while. No biggie though.
So I am changing my diet for the sole purpose of tasting better. I mean, I'm eating foods that will make me taste good. You know the old "you are what you eat"? Yeah. I wanna be tasty. Crack!
DesertRock · Mon Dec 12, 2005 @ 08:39pm · 0 Comments |
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Current happy band: The Offspring.
Guess what? No, guess you pansy, I'm not just going to tell you that easy.
Nine Inch ******** Nails is playing at the auditorium five miutes walk from my house. Guess who got tickets? I gots the ********' tickets. HELLS YEAH! I'll be seeing NIN on the 6th of Decemeber, and I am completely ******** stoked. Thats why I keep swearing. I swear when I'm happy.
DesertRock · Mon Nov 21, 2005 @ 09:30pm · 0 Comments |
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HOLY ******** s**t WHAT IS IT WITH OLD HOMELESS TYPES FALLING IN LOVE ME?! CHRIST, I DO NOT WANT TO MARRY YOU, I DON'T CARE IF YOU LOVE ME. I DO NOT WANT TO FEEL HOW YOUR SKIN FEELS LIKE PAPER. I'M CURRENTLY CLAIMING TO BE UNDERAGED, AND I HAVE NO DESIRE TO MOVE TO TENNESSEE SO WE CAN GET MARRIED.
DesertRock · Thu Nov 17, 2005 @ 10:55pm · 0 Comments |
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Kasabian ******** roxxors my soxxors. Yeah, I just went on a music downloading binge. But the real reason I'm posting...
So a few months back I had that thing goin' on for the bloody knuckles picture. Even still when I look at it, I'm all like "JOYGASM" or something. The official bloody joygasm replacement picture:
Honestly tell me you don't want to ******** that.
DesertRock · Wed Nov 16, 2005 @ 11:28pm · 0 Comments |
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I'm going to die of 'ew' now. I innocently went to use the bathroom and HOSHIT THATS A HUGE-a** SPIDER. So I sprayed it a ton with lysol, and it was still alive. So I sprayed it a ton with windex. Still running around. Sprayed it with more lysol, then watched it to make sure it wouldn't escape. Then, gods have blessed me, it falls, hits the windwsill, and lands outside, where I see it curl up and DIE!!
s**t s**t, I still need the bathroom.
DesertRock · Wed Nov 16, 2005 @ 03:35am · 0 Comments |
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I finally feel like bothering to type.
So there's this Italo Calvino story where this soldier fresh back from war is riding a train, and sitting next to some lady. The seats are small or whatever, so their legs are touching, so there's the whole major awkwardness of that happening. Basically, the story is about how the tension of that experience is harder than going to war. Worst synopsis ever, but I have a point here.
So I was on the bus (Yay! Strike over!) the other day, and I got one of the front seats which are right next to those seats that have their back to the windows...bad description, but to get to the point, I have long legs, so I couldn't help my knees totally jamming into the hip of the guy sitting in the seat in front of me. Awkwardness. I did my best to suck my legs back into my torso, but then he shifted/sat up in his seat and seemed to move over to where I was totally jabbing him again. The whole time I was thinking about the Italo Calvino story.
It was kind of interesting though, there is a sort of energy that forms in between two people...it was almost like my knee and that leg were tingly or something. All I know is that the knee that was ramming into the bar on the seat didn't feel that way.
And then I realized: I really need to get laid.
DesertRock · Fri Nov 11, 2005 @ 01:52am · 0 Comments |
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