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I heard this not to long ago and thought it worthy of putting in my journal:



A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus
is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
himself f vacation after the next big score, then he clicked the light on and
began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so
he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching
you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically looking for the source
of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came
to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" The burglar laughed, "What kind of
people would name a dumb bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'," squawked
the parrot.