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Knowing is not enough; we must apply.
Willing is not enough; we must do.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
We are still masters of our fate.
We are still captains of our souls.
Winston Churchill
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore,
is not an act but a habit.
Aristotle
The Athenians, alarmed at the internal decay of their Republic, asked Demosthenes what to do.
His reply: "Do not do what you are doing now."
Joseph Ray
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Albert Einstein
We don't live in a world of reality,
we live in a world of perceptions.
Gerald J. Simmons
A wise man learns by the mistakes of others,
a fool by his own.
Latin Proverb
Tell me your friends, and I'll tell you who you are.
- Assyrian Proverb
You have to believe in gods to see them.
God will always open another door for you- Hopi Indian Proverb
In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired.
- Author unknown
People don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care.
- Anonymous
All the knowledge I possess everyone else can acquire, but my heart is all my own. ~Johann von Goethe, The Sorrows of Young Werther, 1774
Beauty comes in all sizes, not just size 5. ~Roseanne
A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful. ~Karl Kraus
You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen. But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul's own doing. ~Marie Stopes
I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools is bad for the soul. No, give me a ruined complexion and a lost figure and sixteen chins on a farmyard of Crow's feet and an obvious wig. Then you shall see me coming out strong. ~George Bernard Shaw, to Mrs. Patrick Campbell
He no play-da-game. He no make-a-da rules! ~Earl Butz, referring to the Pope's stricture against contraception
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. ~Albert Einstein
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? ~Author Unknown
Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is most important. ~Carl Reiner
For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
Respect for ourselves guides our morals; respect for others guides our manners. ~Laurence Sterne
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ~Elton John
The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. ~William Osler
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner. ~Lynda Montgomery
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids. ~Kyle, "Death," original airdate 17 September 1997, written by Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes. ~Satan, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, 1999, written by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, & Pam Brady
Benjamin Franklin: "I believe that if we are to form a new country, we cannot be a country that appears war-hungry and violent to the rest of the world. However, we also cannot be a country that appears weak and unwilling to fight, to the rest of the world. So, what if we form a country that appears to want both."
Thomas Jefferson: "Yes, yes of course, we go to war and protest going to war at the same time...."
Benjamin Franklin: "And that means that as a nation, we could go to war with whomever we wished, but at the same time act like we didn't want to. If we allow the people to protest what the government does, then the country will be forever blameless."
John Adams: "It's like having your cake and eating it too."
Anonymous Hick Redneck Founding Father: "Think of it: an entire nation founded on saying one thing and doing another."
John Hancock: "And we will call that country the United States of America."
~"I'm a Little Bit Country," original airdate 2 April 2003, written by Trey Parker
 Ravisher Santinka · Sun Jul 19, 2009 @ 04:09pm · 0 Comments |
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