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So I was lurking around the GD and found a very true point made from..
I forgot who the kid was..
but i copied and pasted the reasons... Thanks, kid. wink
Why England is better than America
We have National Health Service.

- We have more sensible and more clever leaders.

- We don't participate Goverment Funded Terroism.

- We OWN our money. Yours belongs to the Bank. (Which is in Debt).

- We didn't bomb Hirroshima.

- Our Goverment Elections arn't fixed.

- We could land on the moon. You didn't.

- We don't have the KKK.

- It's legal to be Gay / Lesbian / Bi.

- We're not stuck up our own Arses and think we're the greatest nation in the world.

- We have Tea.

- We're not Fat.

- We don't have the Westboro Baptist Church.

- We have a Lower Crime Rate.

- Skegness.

- It's called Football. Not Soccer.

- We don't shoot at our own soldiors.

- We didn't invent Myspace.

- Our £ is worth 2 of your $s.

- Your our Rejects.

- Let's not forget the large percentage of the US athletic population that does not play olympic sports.

- Iraq.

- Vietnam.

- Michael Jackson.

- Only 30% of Americans can point to Texas on a map.

- 12% of you, believe George Bush is an Alien.

- We have the Queen. Tradition and Herratige. All you have are Mc Donalds.

- 78% of you, are Clinically Obese.

- 1 in 40 Americans, are Transvestites.

- We don't suck.

- You gave the world Bill Gates.

- You started Global Warming.

- Oil Prices.

- Terroism.

- Posion Lead.

- Brittney Spears.

- Pakistan.

- Beef Recal.

- Facebook.

- Famine.

- Texas.

- Hurricanes.

- Kim Jon.

- Europe hates you!

- Your going bankrupt.

- Energy Dependancy.

- Housing Markets.

- Avian Flu.

- Somalia.

- Iran.

- Tom DeLay.

- We don't have poor relations with virtually every other nation in the world.

- Big Box Mart.

- Immigration.

- Mass Homicide.

- Your going to be the ones to start Armageddon.

- Afganistan.

- Phone Call Scams.

- Perverted Goverment.

- Religous Wars.

- E-Cloi.

- Only 3% of you can point to Kabul on a Map.

- George Bush.

- Texas.

- Stupid Laws.

- Our Citizens Love our Country, we don't have hatemongers and people who set fire to flags.

- A-Bomb.

- Our Military obides by Human Rights / Geneva Convention.

- We invented English, you can't even speak it.

- We didn't fund the Nazi Party Prior to WW2.

- You still have Dial-Up.

- Your Fat.

- 12% of you can't name all the months in the year.

- Racism.

- Anachism.

- ******** up views on Religion.

- We have Tesco.

- Yahtzee orignally came from England.

- We had Shakespeare.

- If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't be there.

- We didn't invent McDonalds.

- It's called "TIG" not "TAG".

- We had the Punk Era!

- "Mobile Phones" Not Cell Phones.

- Your fat.

- Alan Rickman was born there.

- Blackpool.

- London.

- We're orignal with naming our towns and cities unlike America. Who takes ours and sticks NEW on the front.

- And pretty much everyone LOVES our accents so they must be pretty awesome.

- We have Robin Hood.


(by the way, I live in Texas, which is America...for those Americans that don't know; I'm prud to admit that i am entrely Mexicannnooo. Yes, I know Mexico is not that great of a country, but we don't have Bush, or fat kids everywheres; instead we have Calderon and starving orphans)
But, we're working on the orphan thing :]