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The stories of the Jungle Princess

2nd Story- Grunny Meets Psycho

Momo- Grunny where are you going?

Grunny- I need a brake Momo or else I am going to go crazy.

Momo- Ok.. but you know the princess won't agree with this..

Grunny- who cares what she thinks.. I won't be gone for long, so she won't notice..

Grunny wonders off on his own, and thats when he discovers that there is more to this jungle then just a jungle... There is a city right in the middle of this wide and spacious jungle..

Grunny- ooooooooooooo, such pretty lights.. Most fight the temptation to go towards them. No, No, No, No... OOO what the heck, most go to the lights..

BANG!!!!!!!

Psycho- ha ha ha ha you'll never catch me, you ugly piece of crap...

Then she trips over grunny and goes flying face first into a garbage can... Grunny hides himself away from this strange woman..

Grunny wispering to himself- Who is that strange and wacked woman..

Psycho- who dares trip the all mighty psycho.. I tell you when I find you I will... He he he he he you just wait...

Grunny wispering to himself- She is such a weirdo.. I am going to keep messing with her... I know what I will do first.. I will attack her from behind, and then jump on her head.. So when she goes to look for me she won't find me..

So grunny does exactly what he said running up behind her and attacking her by bighting her butt and then he jumps on her head..

Psycho- Ok thats it your going to feel the wrath of psycho... (talking to herself "most unleash myself, let the psycho out of me." wink BAMM!!! Where is it, where is it.. i am going to tear into little pieces, and take every piece of it and bang it against everything I come across... (in a creepy laugh) HE he he he he, yea that is what I will do..

Grunny to himself- Man she is wacked.. I guess I have no choice..

Grunny jumps of her head and gives her the cute bunny look...

Psycho- OOO look at the cute little green bunny rabbit.. Most fight the urge to bite the cute little rabbit. He he he he..

she picks up grunny, and gives him her psycho look... Starts to bring him toward her mouth..

Grunny- Now wait just one minute you psycho freak.. I am not going to become your lunch..

She gives grunny a strange and ockward look..

Grunny- Yea thats right I talk, and so take your grubby hands off me you crazed, wackoo woman..

she does exactly what grunny says, but instead of placing him on the ground she drops him..

Grunny- OWW that hurt.. Next time place me on the ground..

BAMM!!!

Psycho- I am so sorry... Its just that I never meant a talking rabbit before.. i mean have seen some strange things, but this is way behond strange.. OOO and they call me Psycho, and you can obviously tell why...

Grunny- Yea I can tell.... They call me Grunny, being the fact that I am mutated bunny, that likes to cause trouble, and I am green...

Psycho- Well Grunny I like to cause trouble too.. So do you want to cause some trouble with me..

Grunny- Sure I would love too...

So they wonder the streets of this strange and weird place, tripping, biting and reeking havic on everything they come across...

Police- Psycho we are going to get you for this..

Psycho- Ha ha ha ha, you'll never catch me you piece of craps..

Police- OOO yea watch us you crazed psycho woman, we will get you and your little green rabbit too..

Psycho- Never, ha ha ha ha... (To grunny) I think it is time that you leave and go home...

Grunny- OOO Come on I like reeking havic with you..

Psycho- No you better.. Plus its not like we will we meet again, Grunny..

Grunny- Ok bye Psycho..

Psycho- Bye Grunny...

Grunny leaves the city and returns the Jungle... Going back to the Princess, and Momo..

Momo- Where have you been, its been a whole day since you've been gone..

Grunny- Thats only for me to know, and for you to never find out...

Momo- You should be glad that the princess is dumber then a box of rocks because if she had discovered that you were gone; we would be in trouble right now..

Grunny- Yea... is she still sleeping..

Momo- Yes Why???

Grunny goes over to the princess face and lifts up his leg...

Momo- No Grunny, Not again, please don't pee on the princess.. O man come on grunny..

Tyger_lilee- Momo why is my face wet??

Momo- OOO it is some Dew of from the trees, princess..

Grunny- Yea some dew... He he he he some dew..

Tyger_lilee- Ok...

She falls back to sleep..

Momo- thats it I am tired of covering up for everything...

Grunny gives Momo the cute bunny look..

Momo- don't give me that look..

Grunny- O come on Momo you know that you love it every time I do this... Plus You can't say you don't get a kick out of how the princess believes every thing you say when it comes to me peeing on her..

Momo- yea your right.. it is pretty funny... So Grunny I guess you shouldn't stop being you, because you make this adventure with the princess a whole lot funnier..

Grunny- Thanx, believe me I am not going to change one bit... ( thinking about the time that he got to spend reeking havic with Psycho) OOO believe me I never will... He he he he...