AARRGGHHH!!!!! TODAY WAS SO TOTALLY CLICHE!!!!
Okay, everyone, I have to rant, so just bear with me while I do so...
This girl keeps telling me I'm short!! She always goes like "Hey shortie!" or "How's the weather down there?" or something. I'm FOUR ELEVEN!! That's...natural for my age, I think!!! She's five six, and every giant in my class (Kaitlyn included!!) is like 5 feet or higher!! Whyyyy!!!
I'm not even that SHORT!! I mean, I would get it if I were like Ed that weirdo guy from FMA, but I'm NOT sixteen!!! I've been four eleven since...sixth grade. But that's NOT the point!! My point is that four eleven is a very high height and anyone who says otherwise is completely screwed up in the head!!!
I never realised how incredibly annoying it is to be called short...I am NOT SHORT!!!!!! NOT NOT NOT!! THIS IS SOO IRONIC I WAS MAKING FUN OF THIS SHOW THE SHORT BLONDE METAL ARMED GUY I CALLED HIM A SHRIMP TURNS OUT I'M HIS SIZE BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE WHEN I'M A SEVEN FOOT TALL BASKETBALL PLAYER I WILL LAUGH DOWN AT EVERYONE!! DOWN AT THEM!!! AND CRACK JOKES AT THEM AND EVERYTHING!!
Another thing I hate is when the girl comes over and is like "So...how're things in munchkin land?" It is SO FREAKIN ANNOYING!!! I'M LIKE SCREW YOU!!!
RAWR!! I needed to get that outta my system...Uh oh, there's more ramblin--
That's not all!! I HATE PEOPLE WHO CALL ME SHORT 'CAUSE ME AND SHORT ARE AGAIN SO TOTALLY CLICHE!!!!
It's not fair because in fourth grade I was taller than everyone crying And then one sudden summer they all came to school as people five or more inches taller than me!!!!! AHHH!!!
And there's this one guy, who's, like, six and a half feet tall! Every time he passes by he calls me a shortie, laughs, and walks ahead. ONE DAY I'M BRINGING STILTS TO SCHOOL!! AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S SHORT!!
At least I have time to grow...poor poor Ed, stuck in a show that makes him small!!!!!
Haha I wanna go to the real Munchkinland so I can make fun of them all!!! HAHAHA!!!
But still. I'm not short. Short is like, three centimetres, or two feet. FOUR ELEVEN ISN'T SHORT!! Especially at my age (I've been saying this for two years...>.> wink where growth spirts are bound to happen at some point!!
This is how I feel right now, besides crappy:
I wish I could make a giant cannon thingy pop out of nowhere and blast it at the annoying tall kid in my class!!!
No, Kaitlyn, nothin' against you!! Just be sure never to call me short for as long as you or I live!!!
It is so inconceivably CLICHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Tilly_Witch · Sun Sep 16, 2007 @ 01:40am · 0 Comments |
