In TAG class, the class for smart kids (I have no clue why the hell I'm in it)
We suddenly were telling jokes o.O
The teacher told us.
A guy went to hell and Satin was taking him on a tour so they could find where he could stay. They went to Room A and there was people just standing there drinking coffee and talking in piles of dung. The man says "Oh, this look good and I really love coffee but I can't take the smell. I wanna see the next one." They go the Room B and being stabbed with pitchforks. The man says "No! I know I can't take that kind of pain. Next room please." They go to Room C and people are butt naked in the room being splashed with ice cold water and being whipped. The man says "OH NO! I really hate cold water." Satin finishes the tour and says "So, what room do you want?" "Room A" "You sure?" "Yeah" He pours himself a cup of coffee and get into the dung. Satin yells out to the people in Room A "Okay maggots, back on your heads."
And then another kid in my class told this other joke, this is what he said.
One day, three people go into the jungle and they meet the monkey king (Or somethingz like that) The monkey king said they would have to shove 10 fruits up their butts (o.o) and he will not kill them. He also said not to scream or laugh or anything. The first guy used apples and screamed. The second guy used small cherries and when he finished putting 9 in, he laughed. So then the first guy and the second guy are in heaven. The first guy asked why did he laugh. The second guy told him that he saw the third guy with pineapples.
We suddenly were telling jokes o.O
The teacher told us.
A guy went to hell and Satin was taking him on a tour so they could find where he could stay. They went to Room A and there was people just standing there drinking coffee and talking in piles of dung. The man says "Oh, this look good and I really love coffee but I can't take the smell. I wanna see the next one." They go the Room B and being stabbed with pitchforks. The man says "No! I know I can't take that kind of pain. Next room please." They go to Room C and people are butt naked in the room being splashed with ice cold water and being whipped. The man says "OH NO! I really hate cold water." Satin finishes the tour and says "So, what room do you want?" "Room A" "You sure?" "Yeah" He pours himself a cup of coffee and get into the dung. Satin yells out to the people in Room A "Okay maggots, back on your heads."
And then another kid in my class told this other joke, this is what he said.
One day, three people go into the jungle and they meet the monkey king (Or somethingz like that) The monkey king said they would have to shove 10 fruits up their butts (o.o) and he will not kill them. He also said not to scream or laugh or anything. The first guy used apples and screamed. The second guy used small cherries and when he finished putting 9 in, he laughed. So then the first guy and the second guy are in heaven. The first guy asked why did he laugh. The second guy told him that he saw the third guy with pineapples.
