Current Song Faves (we sing these very loudly):
Any and all Christmas Carols
Bohemian Rhapsody
Richard Cheese's cover of "Down with the Sickness"
Other nuggets of knowledge:
Will: TUX!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??!?!
Tux(me): NOT YOU!
Tux:*finishes singing "White and nerdy"* yeah, i went there.
Will: went where?
Tux: to weird al's house.
Will: oh, was it near here? or over there?
Tux: it was more near there, between here and far away.
Will: but if its neither here nor there, then where is it?
Tux: ask gayman. his gaydar can find anything
will: dude, did you hear about the bus crash in alabama?
tux: no, what happened?
will: 34 people died.
tux: oh my god, thats terrible.
will: yeah, they died becsaue they were christians.
will: HELLFIRE!
tux: DAMNATION!
will:*walks up to girl restocking the ice cream cones* be careful. *punches them* they break easy.
will:*sneaks up behind megan, puts hand on shoulder and screams*
megan:*shreiks, jumps, has heart attack* OH MY GOD!!! DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!
-time passes-
will:*as megan's walking by* wow... i got you good. your face is still red.
megan: thats becaseu you scared the s**t out of me! *storms off*
tux: her face is still red because she probably has a heart-on.
will: eek
will: dude, dont do that again, or you'll ahve to clean both grills twice
tux: your mom
will: my mom cant even spell both grills twice
tux: dude, that was without ******** pickles!!! WTF?!?!?!
will: send it out anyways.
tux: *picks up pickles* ******** NO!!! MAKE IT AGAIN!!! *throws pickles at will*
will: *smooshes up reg bun, throws it at me really hard*
tux: *gets hit in temple with reg bun* *concussion* wait... wtf just happened? am i alive?
will: TUXIMUS MAXIMUS!!!
tux: *spreads arms out* THIS BIG!
will: you're just jealous of my soda-can.
tux: how big? 8oz, 12oz, 16oz, or 24oz?
will: 16.
tux. damn.
leroy: dude, i hate customers that come through the dt and dont know english... "i wan a chikin nuggt." "a what?" "chickin nuggt. u no.. bawk bawk... nuggt." "oh! ok."
tux: dude, i would have been like.... "actually, i'm pretty sure that chickens go 'cluck cluck', but thanks for playing! since you were such a good contestant, we'll go ahead and let you have your order"]
leroy: WTF?!?!?!
more to come later
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