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If you like sanity, get out of my journal. NOW.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 @ 04:16am
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Incest and turkeys!
Jeez, I haven't updated this thing in a while, except to add more random quotes to the entry below. *pokes entry, finger gets covered in dust*
Anyhow, I have several things to cover... but first, let's get to the chase.
On Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful Life, my cows are total sluts.
It was bad enough when they had babies without me giving them a Miracle Potion, meaning uninitiated baby-making. But now, one of my cows is preggers...
And the only male she's been exposed to is her father. x_X
On a lighter note, Wandering Puppet gave me a Bao, meaning that I am indebted to him until the 279th of Never.
Or maybe we're even, as I gave him an Angelic Guitar a while ago. But if there's debt, it's on my side. XD
Also, for Thanksgiving, rather than having the ginormous Thanksgiving party at my house like years past, I went to my grandparent's house, and we had dinner with just them. Wow, low-key much? xd
Anyhow, I read my grandpa's old humor book I always read when I come there for about five seconds, then I was forced to eat grapes while everybody else had shrimp cocktails, sat there boredly while everybody ate stuff I didn't like, then ate a tiny piece of turkey because I wasn't that hungry, but didn't want to show it. Then I sat there impatiently, helped put away plates, then went to sit on a couch and read the humor book again. Then we all watched the Thanksgiving special of Deal or No Deal, and I ate two bowls of ice cream because we found out after giving him some that my grandpa didn't want ice cream and it was up for grabs.
Apparently, from two bowls of ice cream, a handful of grapes, and a tiny piece of turkey, I gained three pounds. Not fun, man. gonk
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Random Quotes of DOOM!
...okay, they're not doomy. They're funny. Mostly. 3nodding (Topic at hand: Will the forums fight when the Gaian Battle System comes out?) Lyurii H'oh s**t! Sounds like FUN!
GCD: "Aye! GD! We shalleth fight against your petty Taxes, by dumping all of your useless threads, into the Gambino Bay!"
GD: "Oh, no you di'int! SIC EM, CB!"
Chatterbox: "Liek, no du it yorself"
GD: "Infidels... stare ....Fine! UNLEASH THE TROLLS!"
GCD: " eek RUN, TO THE HILLS!" Thaxul Ranty Naru Scientology is a REAL religion. That fact really scares me. South Park did an episode on Scientology. At the credits, they didn't put thier real names because they hit EVERYTHING on the head about Scientology. Scientology is a load of crap. South Park proved that they were doing it to make money off of people. The entry fee and everything. Ron Bruise needs to die.
South Park. The educator.(Topic at hand: If Gaia had a commercial, what would it be like?) OblivionKnight It would be some innocent bystander walking down the road, then somebody would steal his cloths leaving him with something stupid like just boxers. Then that bystander would run up to someone to ask for help and the 'helper' would say "GTFO YOU NOOB!" Cute Ninja 
*que towns music* gaia! land of peace and happiness! *alienships appear and shoot lazers at everything. the cities burn to the ground and gambino and gino fuse once more and become super saiyan gambgino with really tall golden hair who shoots high energy beams at the alienships which crash and burn, then gambgino flies into the sunset laughing like a maniac* come to gaia today! *picture of l0cke in straitjacket*
Shoujo Kakumei J-chan Cheese is cool. I want a cheese hat like people in Wisconsin wear. Except that Wisconsin doesn't really exist, it's a government conspiracy. ninja Eric Wolfborn GD is like a Mad Max movie. We may as well have motorcycles and sawed-off shotguns, in there. Per Pill
Biting into peoples knees IS NOT kinky!
 (Topic at hand: Are sealed too expensive?) Xanu Pulpit I remember when Sealeds were 2.5k. But hey, economies change over time. No one can really do anything about it. And I'm not sure whether the new Gold system will help with this or not. Probably the latter. I have a lot of investments tucked away, from 2004 and such, that gain value every day. If you find you are having a hard time making Gold, buy a popular donation item (A CoCo Kitty, for example) and just hang onto it. 3nodding Ah, I think I really should xD *goes off to find a coco* There! I see it! Oh god its running! *harpoons* YES! (Topic at hand: A cow's on a tree! ANTIGRAVITY!) `e r e n a GET THESE MOTHA
******** COWS OUT
OF MY MOTHA
******** TREES!
D:& Dallas Roofyip "First, they wrecked the poll trains, but I did not stand up for them because I was not a pollwhore.
Then, they killed the avatar arena, but I said nothing because I was not a votewhore, either.
So when the unjust bans finally came to my account, there was no one left to fight for me." (Topic at hand: Playing football with a G-Bot.) D.Darko There might be a downside to playing football with a donation item... xd &commentary& "Oh and its D.Darko coming up on the inside wing... oh, and D.Darko intercepts the ball from Arbonite! ...Whats this? He seeems to be leaving the field of play with the ball... He's heading towards the exchange! Oh! He's making a thread! He's making- Oh! and he's sold it! Sold it for a few K! Oh, this is a dark day, ladies and gentlemen... A dark day for G-ball..." Aldo BigBadTynan WTF. Are noobs spamming again?
Is the sky blue again?Wandering Puppet No User Found XD Yay for beginning to understand the crazy world of the Exchange, where yes means no, up means down, and banana means seventy-five! You already spoke crazy a**. Twisted Logic GCDer': someone who takes the gaia plot and site way to seriously for thier own good. Willing to argue and or loose friends over a disagreement on plot and gaia economical stance. ConsciousnessAscending It's probably not safe to start punching hobos.
They might be a crazed Sckitzo Navy Seal vetern, and kick you in the face then make love to your purse/bag.
The two might elope with your wallet!
O: (Topic at hand: Alien 09 has a Halo!) Anti-Ling Behold
Our Pimpin' Messiah D: Jake Dillinger III Phenocryst Jake Dillinger III OLDBIE GONE INSANE. RUN FOR THE HILLS. I HAVE GONE MAD WITH POWER BEHOLD MY RARE AND UNUSUAL HEADGEAR NUUUUUU THE NOOBISH SLUTTY CLOTHES...YET THE NITEMARE MINIS....NOOOOOOOOOOOO -combusts- (Topic at hand: Errors in the H2k6 event.) Jake Dillinger III I'm sorry but are'nt I a ******** alien? Superior race? I'm pretty sure I can shuv a metal rod up two peoples asses in under 30 seconds. Takarashi Well, put it into real-life perspective. A big mansion full of people, aliens and God knows how many cows, all going crazy. Humans would constantly trying to take shelter, fire, and defend their buttocks. Aliens would be doing the same, while sneaking up to probe people. Cows are heavy as ********, and hard to tip, as well getting them to stay still to plop a big metal thingy on their head without them kicking you in the stomach is amazing. I'd say it's believable. (Topic at hand: What would you do if Gaia opened a store?) + u d o n I'd lurk to see if anyone I knew would go inside. ninja
It really surprises you when you find people you know irl on Gaia.
"IS THAT MY PRINCIPAL?! gonk " (Topic at hand: What if saying donation items was a bannable offense?) Veled Please... it's a corporate detail. THEY are the only ones who have to call them monthly collectibles. We can call them our bifortnightly pixel masturbations if we want. Fai_the_airheaded_genius Zombie Margaret Thatcher Fai_the_airheaded_genius Maybe, although MC makes me think of Mind Control Sauce. D: Don't eat the tacos! I don't like tacos. surprised I might eat someone's braaaaains, though. ninja Meushi BrainMagMo Native Alter I'm probably sticking with Donation Items. The MC thing confuses me because I'm not used to it at all. Earlier, there was a thread called "mc battle system idea" or something like that. The first thing I thought of was "McBattle System". sweatdrop You'd you like fries with your McBattle? rofl Funniest thing I've read all day. whee Mmm, nothing like McBattles, to have it your way! (Topic at hand: How did the whole Gambino getting shot yet living thing work?) Cuim Dogtato Kun It was both of them, in the same body. Gambino's body was weakened after the shooting, and seeing as he and Gino had the G-virus in them, Gino's body took Gambino in. Yup. So Sasha was unknoingly dating a forty year old man and his son at the same time. sweatdrop (Topic at hand: What if Gaia was in sound, not text?) [Far] [From] [Home] if they did that, the servers would cry bitter emo tears before cutting themselves on the wrists. (Topic at hand: Why are there suddenly alien-named forums in the UFOs?) Launcher Silly Gaians, the Aliens went to get snacks. They were just parking here. We're in their rides TAKIN' THEIR TREE SHAPED AIR FRESHENERS! AlexDitto Fleep has several different meanings, each with it's own pros and cons. Fleep can be a delicious sauce, usually coupled with fish sticks, that is good for dipping and basting. It tastes faintly of tomatos, passionfruit and programmer. Fleep can also be a very hairy mammal, usually found in the high mountains of Western Asia. The Fleep is highly territorial, has long wavy brown fur, and is regarded as high cuisine by the native peoples. Catching them, unfortunatley, is near impossible. Fleep, always helpful in the kitchen, is a new dishwashing liquid made by the Kohnson & Kohnson company. It is great for cleaning fine china, delicate code and computer monitors, and comes in a variety of scents, ranging from "Apple Sunset Days" to "Orange Clean Dream Bean." Popular in Europe. FLEEP! is the name of a hit Broadway show that has become one of the longest running in history. About a man who makes it big in the big big world, FLEEP! is a fantastic adventure the whole family will enjoy. To Fleep is to jump up in the air while waggling your fingers and flapping your arms. If your friends tell you to "do the Fleep," you know they're suggesting the hottest new dance move to sweep the country. (Fleep also happens to be a developer of Gaia Online...) (Topic at hand: The Nov. 06 MCs.) Zurgling Spazmatron Zurgling I hate that monkey. I want to set one on fire. Aww, where's the monkey-lovin'? whee Isn't that illegal?! eek Fujiko Kurokawa It's like pointing at a newborn and saying he'll be a drug addict in sixteen years. neutral (Topic at hand: Are the women in the last panel of the WC "To Gii or not to Gii" whores?) Harley Queen That's not a whore. That's my mom! scream and the one on the right is Lanzer's mom! She can bake a mean scone. heart Errodu HardDickensCider Anyone who says "it's just pixels" needs to get stamped with a "GIANT DOUCHE" stamp. I'm not legally alloud to show minors where my stamp is. HardDickensCider Errodu "YOU STOLE MY F-CKING CLOUDSONG YOU M-TH-R F-CKER! G-DD-MM-T! I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND BREAK YOUR F-CKING NECK!"~A WoW player. An epic quote in gamer history. XD Doji Kurohito Duct tape: Preventing accidents since 1942 Errodu Yes. Mass Debations! When a large majority of people come together to discuss, argue, and proof a theory, idea, or topic in our community. The whole of gaia is Mass Debaters! We're all mass debating right now! Mass debate my gaians! Mass debate like you've never mass debated before! Sedesla I guess the great minds of Gaia can only debate whether or not s**t is artistic. Suzume Agathe Isn't everything in dire need of a burning giraffe? (Topic at hand: The 19s in the plot are a reference to 9/11!) Seraphor Wow you're right!
Also, if you divide 19 by the square root of gambino you get pi! eek
Pi multiplied by 19squared makes GAMBINO! OMG HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL! core tactic Dankin core tactic But why is Santa flying around in NOVEMBER anyway? Test flights? Good explanation. I rember in '02 with the infamous "lead reindeer blowout". Good thing the others picked up the slack or no one would have gotten anything. Duff boy ROFLbear Soon, Gaia will take over the world. And the world will turn into one gigantic f*****t. [ R ] "This is Gaia.. A third-world country teetering on the dawn of starvation. And yet, for only pennies a day, you can feed little Peyo, and bring a smile to this child's face. So won't you donate.. Today?"
DancingXFlames being a man-whore isn't genetic. razz Jax-san LokiLB Mother and Gambino will have a merger of their companies, forming a monopoly. you can't tell me Gambino wouldn't love having a monopoly.
...strip monopoly.
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He still hasn't given me that pair of boxers back. >|Errodu It takes a while for newbies to develop a sense of originality. ...Or a sense of jack-a**-ility... In which they morph to noobs. But whatever the case, DOES IT MATTE? biggrin NO MATTE HERE biggrin D: I DIRECTLY DIS-cOnCUR THAT IT MATTES AT ALL. ...Where's my medication? lil_psycho123 I'm a little teapot short and stout, tip me over and I blow your brains out Syrrie Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. (Topic at hand: Our avvies should be able to become pregnant and have kids!) Seraph Lore Yes, human babies are the perfect virtual accessory for any occasion. [Gene Starwind] There is a training program. It's been selected and reviewed to be an accurate simulation of what you'll go through as a moderator in the GD. Here's how it works: First, you're stripped naked and put up on a stage with a blinding spotlight shining down on you in an auditorium filled with thousands of people who already hate you just because they're not up on stage naked and embarassed as well, though they don't know they'd be naked embarassed even though it's quite clear that you are. Then you're given a tiny ice pick and told to make a few ice cold drinks for your guests....then a glacier gets dropped on you. After you crawl your way out from under the glacier, nursing whatever broken bones, arterial bleeding, and/or frostbite you'll find yourself back in front of the crowd and they haven't left. They're still waiting to see what you do. So you start to pick away at the glacier and one time you miss...and every single member of the audience begins to jeer you and once again you realize you're all alone up there. Then, if that wasn't bad enough, God (read as L0cke) comes down from on high and says "do better!" and then your head asplodes. Avoiding that last head asploding part is what you want to aim for here. That's how you know you're mod material. surprised (Topic at hand: OMG, Gaias advocating anymal abuse!11) Errodu *shoots a rabbit* What? They're just animals. Like we're just humans. *shoots jake dillinger* Triskellion Flypipe Rogancryd Triskellion I am a believer in Silicon Heaven! Else where would all the little calculators go? mrgreen The landfill. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! crying Those poor celculators! I must petition to save the calculators! scream s a + a n i Devilishly Hot !
:: I got a home, yo! surprised And I sit comfortably in it, laughing and mocking at you hippie-meatsacks I see sleeping outside every night! >:'D
Maybe you should build some Binovills. Y'know, like Hoovervills~? All of y'all gathered together, building shack-homes out of tin cans n' such, so you can -more- resemble canned meat. And fish to feed yourselves so much, that your overwhelming stench of fish-hippie-meatsack-ness makes sure we Fosistocated home-owners always know where you are at all times. Which will also make it easier for us to get you cow's brains, all gathered up like that! surprised
Saint Lucian BOTS NEED LOVE TOO! 10111011101000110101001110010101010111010011001...101. L u s h It's just like in star wars when Darth vader is like, "Luke I am your father." Then a bunch of penguins pop out,'cause everything has to do with penguins. Errodu If they don't bathe, they are not a good Gaian. (Topic at hand: Bots are people too!) Coffee Slave
Yes they are. And people discriminate these poor defenseless users, saying they should be banned or treated differently. It's like hating people who are Zombies and Aliens; they don't HAVE to be a different race, we are who we are because we WANT to. So what if someone wants to name their character fhehfjfjfgff? They shouldn't be treated any different. If you want to start discriminating against Bots, wait until they all start posting pr0n and troll everywhere, which is not the case. Yes some have done so in the past, but so have users with 'normal' names (or whatever you assosciate with 'normal').
I've had a pretty decent conversation with dfjdhjkljfx, and you too, rfkjdrjndrg. And not even mentioning goktdhjdfh, whom I have been friends with through thick & thin. I think if we all open our hearts a little more, then Gaia will become an even better place. 3nodding
(Topic at hand: Flarn's turned evil!) Matriss Mana Ah, now I must draw Flarn screaming "I HATE EVERYONE, I'M GOING TO GO TO MY ROOM, CRY, LISTEN TO LINKIN PARK, PLOT THE DESTRUCTION OF GAIA, AND MAYBE CUT MYSELF!" tomorrow. Tiana Luscinia Music soothes the savage robot. heart (Topic at hand: Gaia needs events for all the other holidays out there, not just Christmas!) Aithne We wouldn't be able to name them, of course, because that could offend minorities. So we could call them 'Holiday One', 'Holiday Two' and 'Holiday Three'. But then whoever was one would be seen to be offending the other minorities, so perhaps they could rotate, irrespective of the date they fall on. And then just to avoid offending any minorities, all our avatars skins could be blue. (Topic at hand: The MCs are inflating really quickly!) Suzume Agathe That's how it is. Welcome to the Gaia economy. Inflation, inflation and a side of inflation. Do you want more inflation with your inflation? (Topic at hand: What will the '07 MC sealeds/letters look like?) aquaticstone
The new letters will be prismic, glittery and will rotate.
And shout your name in Hebrew.
(Topic at hand: Gaia is tracking you!) ph33r b0t A GOOD 3/4ths OF MY HARD DRIVE. gonk (Topic at hand: Do Gaians discriminate against other races?) Elegant-Bunny Rose Chax II People are mean to me because I'm of the Chaxian race emo must... resist... all ...the bad thoughts... and things.... I could...say... and... the urge to... type... like I was... writing for ...William Shatner. (Topic at hand: The GCD's a hypocrite for being anti-prommie while having prommies!) Bango Skank mpluver But our Prommies are nice. They give flowers, and kiss babies. Well, not really, but it's the same principle. KISSING BABIES ISN'T NICE, IT'S *****. XDMoonTree Sean Connery divided by laundry equals Barbie. Please reboot universe. Tiana Luscinia In a world where both of our cars were totally under water... (Topic at hand: The art contest prizes still haven't been given out!) Haijin Wow, you haven't got your prizetype thingamaboppers yet? Huh, perhaps a tentacle monster got into their Super Secret Lair, and they're all too busy huddling together in fear to do anything else! Haijin would hide in a panty if a tentacle monster got into her home, hiding a very large laser gun, a pointy sword, and a holy hand grenade behind her back. Haijin doesn't mess around when it comes to tentacle monsters, and the admins don't either. 3nodding
The Von Helson sisters are totally vampires or werewolves or something. No one dies on Gaia, not even Gino, and he's been blown up and dropped off towers and drowned! Snow Fairy Blood What are you talking about not getting things promised? The admins always make their deadlines, and never forget about features they promise. Now if you don't mind, I am going to buy my avi a tatoo, and use the left over gold to finally get that over priced store plushie. Or maybe I will use my gold to buy some of the new colored elven ears. But then again I am gonna need to buy more armour for the battle system. But who has time for the battle system when I play so many of the new card games in the casino. Thank goodness I finally completed my 1 year quest in the quest system for that ninja headband so I don't have to worry much about gold. Oh, and getting that rare-Daily Chance only item for my 3 story home in Towns is awesome. But maybe I'll sell it to get more university credits so I can finally get all of the awesome sets available though exchange at HR's. But then again, they just updated the casino and fishing items and all the stuff is really cool. By why do all of this when there are so many more things to do in Towns. I mean it's not like it's just a glorified chatroom after that vital update that gave it a purpose. And the weather changes in Towns are so awesome. I mean rain, wow, rain! And I just love how they gave all the trash, bugs, and flowers new uses so they aren't useless anymore. And after the admins sucessfully fought off the worst inflation and botting the site has ever seen, the marketplace has finally returned to normal levels. Wow this is awesome! Yeah, I have no idea what promises the admins haven't filled. rolleyes Erri (Errodu) One day you're surfing Gaia, happy and content, responding to the forums and being a good little poster, when suddenly, heading back to the GCD to see what new topics are availible, a window pops up! "A Random Event has appeared! Get ready!!!" "GO! SPANK THE LANZER! HURRY! TIME'S RUNNING OUT! SPANK THE LANZER!" (Topic at hand: *insert emote rape here*) yarnspinneralaska Okay, so you're feeling... Happy, but embarrased, so you are crying, which you think is cute, so your laughing, but now you are screaming and yelling angry, which makes you irritated, and you are a bit embarrased that you just did that, so now you are lovey dovey, which makes you want to eat people, so you died which leaves a sour taste in your mouth so you wink, which makes you sad which also amuses you.... *takes breath*... so now you are shocked and your eyes pop out of your skull, as does your tounge, which has made you angry, which makes you laugh, so now you think you are cool, which confuses you, so now you are crying..... so now you are a devil who's sadness makes them happy, so you roll your eyes and EXCLAIM! which turns you green? so now you feel like im taking this too far, which becomes and IDEA! but you don't want anyone to know, so you are sneaky, and being sneaky makes your feel CU--UTE! so you roll on the floor laughing, which turns you into a pirate, so now you are ignoring me, so you are feeling emo. So the cops come and you feel like a drama llama, because you were so whiny, so now you've exploded... is that about right? Jeria Neko-chan
More complex events are like a combo meal. "I'd like an action burger with a large suspense fries. Oh, and a small comedy shake with a manga parfait."
No User Found We're in love. We're running away to Paris. And getting married. (Note: we=me and pie) Scout Taromaki I mean the chain wallet has to be the most retarded item ever. LOLZ I R HAVE A BLK SQUARE! (Topic at hand: The GCD rocks! <3) DeusEx Machina
It was a miracle to find you, as if a dream
Whereas, The GD has...
Right now.
A thread about some girl and her time of the month.
Middle school dating and sex.
Wait.
3 threads about periods.
2 about sex,
And the most unoriginal names ever.
Yume mitai ni kimi ni deaeta kiseki
Tales From The Crypt Well actually there's a math formula for this. GCD + Friggin' awesome users = FRIGGIN' AWESOME GCD! ServerX Gaia causes temporary occurrences of Depression, Anger, insomnia, hallucinations, anorexia, Seizures, and death(not really). perhaps a Surgeon General's warning is needed? DrFrankenstein Trades are like sex. You can stop at any time and if the other person keeps on continueing after you said no, it is rape harassment. (Topic at hand: I got temp-banned for calling somebody a Nazi jew!) [K!ng] Wtf? With it being an oxymoron like it is, the mod that banned you (and the person who reported you) must've completely lacked knowledge of how humor works. That's clearly not an insult with truly malicious thoughts backing it up. Hell, it doesn't even make sense. How could you have been banned for saying something that doesn't make sense? xD
I should run around the CB on a mule posting "Hitler circumsizes mice under your bed at night!!" all over freakin' everywhere and see what happens. It has to do with Nazis/Jews, it's directed towards someone, and makes absolutely no sense what-so-ever.
lol rofl TehOden Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy TehOden Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy TehOden aragorn717 1 of my past color was messed up That makes about as much sense as a flying bag of hammers. o.o Self-propelled or launched? Self-propelled, with little tiny green wings all over. I expect it needs a lot of little tiny green wings to hold up the hammers... Is the bag paper or plastic? ...Burlap? No, just thirteen of them, about two inches long with three feathers on each. It's more of a canvas bag, with about thirty hammers in it, tied off with a leather strap that has very long ends that dangle in the wind. Its top speed is about twelve miles an hour, and makes a clanking sound when disturbed. It's an off white color, and the hammers occasionally move inside, but stay still for the most part. It flies with the tied off end of the bag in to the wind, bobbing up and down as it goes. Jhaxe .: [ I just totally pictured this scene xd
Random Cubicle Employee: *opens letter with art in it* OH! I found good art to put on the site! *gets up and runs down the isles of cubicles* Mr. Liu! Mr. Liu! I found good art!
Lanzer: *takes art and looks it over* ....I...don't like it - _ -
RCE: *trembles* I uh.....*gulps*
Lanzer: *evil stare* TO THE DUNGEON WITH YE!!! *random guards drag RCE away*
RCE: NOO!!!!! But I thought you liked Ling!!!!!! *is pulled into the darkness*
Lanzer: *stuffs picture in shirt pocket and grins* ] :. Jerrit Okay. We're 1,000 miles from San Jose. We have a half tank of gas, a pack of cigarettes, it's nighttime, and we're wearing sunglasses. Let's hit it. Shazzer jacachu Shazzer PorkWizards are a lot like Pastamancers. With his mastery of the arcane secrets of Noodlecraft, the Pastamancer is a force to be reckoned with. He relies on his mysticality to get ahead in the world. (Topic at hand: The 420chan raid of May 07.) Scout Taromaki iMurky FelineOddity I don't find the bloody people and dead cats silly at all. The situation itself, I find a little silly. I'm glad Gaia's worst is a spammy General Discussion forum. I love the GD compared to these people. Amen and the GCD and GD shouldn't be compared since they have their own interests and they are just different Topic forums. 3nodding The GD's interests just happen to be "LOL B00BS." [Q] Oceanatic OH OH OH I HAVE A RANDOM QUESTION. WHAT IS THE BEST LETTER IN THE ALPHABET AND WHY. surprised surprised surprised Obviously is K ninja IT IS OBVIOUSLY Q, AS THAT ISMY NAME, AND IT HAS BEEN ATTRIBUTED TO ALL NAMES OF GENIUSES (JAMES BOND, ALIEN DUDES IN STAR TREK), AS WELL AS IT BE THE LETTER 'O' WITH A p***s, THEREFORE BEING ONE OF THE VERY FEW 'UNORIGINAL' LETTERS AND A LETTER WITH AN APPARENT SEXUAL ORGAN. K THANX. /capslock (Topic at hand: The goddess Durga was improperly cosplayed in the Ava!) Adorare I think if you are going to "cosplay" a character, you should study it thoroughly. But then again, you know how "the white man" likes to steal, warp, and claim it for his own. Yes, it's racist. 3nodding
Didn't you know Durga was the blue eyed, pale face goddess of...minnesota's cows and harvest. Shame on you. (Topic at hand: Why did Engraving go poof?) Gothic Waffle People abused it by engraving "Suck my pen0r" on them. (Yopic at hand: How do you make gold easily?) Teh Lulu god this is the second time today. e-marry rich exchanger divorce take half their stuff exchangers do it all the time. Miruxedoe Scout Taromaki Sell your testacles for Gaia gold. wink Eh. I've tried that. Only got 34 gold for 'em. stare Errodu So go ahead, GCD, talk. But I warn you, the clock is ticking, for if you do not give into my demands, the world as you know it will become 2.2% MORE TINTED WITH CROCODILE BROWN!(Topic at hand: What you'd do if all the GCD met up at a con.) Durga the Goddess "HELLO, THERE! ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE GCD? WHY, YOU ARE! IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU! BLAH BLAH BLAH..."
And with that, twenty-seven GCD regulars quietly exploded. Jerrit I like to think that I'm the James Wilson to the entire GCD's insane Gregory House. I'm the boring, charming voice of reason with boyish good looks! And you're all batshit crazy geniuses. 3nodding Scout Taromaki Remember kiddies, cutting off your hand doesn't make you feel better. biggrin Encelaudus I have a pre-WWI account, but I forgot the password. (Topic at hand: What if there was a Gaia musical?) The Buerkle Monster Ian: Oh Sashaa~ I want to let you know something!~ Sasha: Oh, whatever could it be Ian? Tell me, I think I know what's coming.~ Ian: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMM Pregnant!~ Sasha&Audience: o_o I'd be a good director huh? Auntie Crackhead I can see it now:
[they're singing]
Ruby: Peyo, oh Peyo, I have something to tell you!
Peyo: If it's about Rufus being naked I SWEAR I didn't mean to!
Ruby: The results of the DNA test are here!
Peyo: Oh who is my father, my papa? This I fear.
Ruby: Iiiiit's IIIIIIIIIIAN!
*DUN DUN DUNNNN*
Gambino: *slaps Ruby* YOU WHORE! (Topic at hand: A gaia movie's coming out!) Essick Forgive me, GCD For I have sinned, For when I saw this 'update' I thought to my humble self: LAWLZ NEOPETS MOVIEH. And I if I die before I wake That's one last flame, I'll have to take. [/end prayer] `deja vu |lllllllllllllllll|lol, puberty is weird on this site.
First you're hairy, then you're bishie with long flowing hair, then you're "so-so". xD (Topic at hand: Gaia needs a weapon store!) Damizza We need a GTFO store, I believe you've been there? Mr. Sam Just another example of how egotistical Americans are, living our lives on US time as if the world didn't revolve around Europe. Next thing you know, we'll be driving on the right side of the road and not watching Masterpiece Theater. Bastards that we are. (Topic at hand: Lanzer's preggers. surprised ) Cid High-Wind  Lanzer: OHMIGAWD. My bewbs are weighin' me down! I want some chocolate! Honey, get me chocolate. NOW! OHNOEZ. I'm lactating. emo *shoves chocolate in mouth* Shaun Holder I didn't want to go through life saying I hadn't painted a horse weenier pink. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Once me and my friend were glitched, so we were naked.
A nub comes up to us and asks how you do it.
So I tell him that you have to get 100 "naked fairys".
And you get naked fairys by humping people. XD
So he went around humping people for like, 10 minutes then told us that he didn't really want to be naked. Para thuper dillinger para if we got gaia maried would you be demodded? -blinkblinkblink- Sorry bb my heart belongs to a brain eating vulcan and a time lord and a singer who thinks aliens are going to get him and that's just to name a few! Love Camel I love me some red dye # 6 and yellow #5. Silver Archangel So... I cut off my e-p***s. What a way to start a thread eh? xd Jerrit IM IN UR WATERGAET, WIRETAPPIN UR CONVOS (Topic at hand: 9/11 wasn't set up by the government.) Seth Regente Why tell this to the GCD? We don't care about the real world here. Jerrit First of all, you don't compare things to spam. If some jerk is rude to you in the supermarket, you don't rationalize it by saying that he's "not as bad as Richard Nixon". The Kitsune Hanyou GCD: Gaia Complaints Discussion. biggrin ~ Kit(Topic at hand: The forum change sucks!) Frawgi This IS pretty bad.
And it seems they don't really care about what the majority of Gaia wants, so it looks like this new... Thing. Is going to be staying.
Quick! Everyone! Say that you love the new forum style so they'll get rid of it! gonk Darthjinstu I know! Let's all get into our gaia cars, as soon as we hit 88 miles per hour we should be sent back in time, if we can go back far enough we can tell Lanzer our demands and that if he doesn't do them then we'll take him to the prehistoric times. Great scott, but we'll need plutonium. Liccy So, Ron tells us if we depress the button, we'll learn more about Monthly collectibles. Well, I've done all I could, from tell it was adopted, sent embarrassing videos of it to be played on national TV, ate the last Klondike bar, scratched all it's House DVD's and even hired Liam to tell it that even He wouldn't date 'em. (that one cost a pretty penny). And I'm still none the wiser about MC's. Gallade Sheshira *blinks* I thought Liam was a manwhore? Liam=whore Sasha=annoying airhead Gino=a girl who once shared a lesbian kiss with Sasha (Topic at hand: When did Gaia first exist?) Klim Gawd...you guys are ALL n00bs. I've been here since '01. 1901. talk2hand Also -- Gaia was made when a mommy and daddy loved each other veryveryvery much..... laryri I joined in the 1500s. I was the winner of the very first avatar arena. The only was to access Gaia was through a chapel. Mine had high-speed faith and a 2GB bishop. Lady Mazy ...and then the all mighty Lanzer said let there be light...and He, in His nippled glory, bestowed upon us the gift of pie and large yellow eyebrows....
Oh, 01...how I miss thee. Goddess Juneau And on the eighth day, God Lanzer said "Let there be Gaia!" and it was so. And He saw that it was good. ...it's in MY Bible. >> (Topic at hand: How would you kill somebody?) Kiss in Digital Ozmo Azarath i would give them a hug twisted twisted twisted twisted I'm never hugging you. o_o (Topic at hand: A girl got hacked and was going to sue Gaia! DRAMA!) Vythe She deserved it, gaia has tons of warnings around the sites, even on the PM page, the case wouldn't hold up in a court of law. "Gaia staff will never ask for your password." She gave out her password anyways, her own stupid fault. That's like, me telling someone I have AIDS, then non-pg13 things occur, and they get all upset that I gave them AIDS. *the use of my hypodermic needle is non pg13* Miss Oddly Charming Rhea Zanmato Wow what on earth? XD It's her fault for falling for such an obvious hacking attempt. Wow they kinda blew it out of proportion didn't they? It could be turned into a touching movie now. emo XDDD oh god XD On LIFETIME TV or the O network XP Rampant Stupidity
All this is is a great demonstration of her obvious lack of reading skills, and her and her family's shared lack of common sense. That's like going to a bank and a teller asking you for your PIN so they can check on your account. Brilliance.
Soulbutter Miss Oddly Charming Rhea Omg DX Quote: Clementine's mother remains concerned about the psychological fallout. Although to the average person this is nothing more than a “virtual" experience, to Clementine the victimization is real and her Mom believes she needs support and an opportunity to heal emotionally from the experience. But what are the options and where can she turn for help? Clementine's timeout from Gaia, her loss of a daily connection with friends, and her trauma over having caused the kidnapping of her treasured Bluebird were wrenching for mother and daughter alike. Mom terms the banning a "flattening blow." God, mom is an IDIOT, I mean she is the reason she told the girl to give out her password, and now psycological s**t like that? She's wrapping her child up in tissue paper over virtual items that are not real! DX At least take the time to read the rules and TOS if you're going to do that woman!! # Read the files and protect your damn child that way. Meanwhile, there are real teens who need real help. Can you imagine going to the shrink for getting hacked on Gaia? EdwardCullenIsLove What an idiot, both her and relatives. "Golly, I never do anything wrong, how did I get reported? Oh well. Better give them my password even though it says not to". Averiyx I GUESS THIS ISN'T ENOUGH TO STOP HER FROM BEING HACKED, EVEN THOUGH IT COULD BE ON ALMOST EVERY PAGE. Don't cha love caps lock? XD "I felt like I had witnessed my own murder!" ONOZ! stare Geez, you would've thought she been in a seventy car pile-up and then a random hobo stole her car keys. XP And the mom's all "It hurt her so much. She was depressed." About what? Fujiko Kurokawa $60 U.S.? I don't even think she would be able to take that to small claims court. God, that article was utterly rife with inaccuracies. I think... I think my eyes are starting to bleed a little. eek Shiver`   Its just like seeing a bottle of position with a huge "Do not drink! Will cause death!" and still drinking it. Averiyx "The transformation was fascinating,” her mother remarked. "To watch her slowly immerse herself in this virtual world and new personality and figure out how to negotiate these new interactions was a perfect opportunity for trial and error in a seemingly safe environment. She became increasingly emboldened and gained confidence from the feedback she received from other avatars as she immersed herself deeper in the culture."That explains everything. Her "Mom" is a scientist, and clementine is a monkey and or other experiment. *nods* xd NightIntent Coalar Lee Drake Jesus, she acts like her cat died or something. *rolls eyes* Right? I think she does need psychological help. Not for the temporary loss of her account, though. Aislinn Hanrahan You know, the little sympathetic part of my soul says that I ought to feel bad for her or something, because even though she was a stupid bint for giving out her password, the scammer is the villain here. But then I read her BFF is a Watermeat. And I remember: I'm an awful b***h who's addicted to Schadenfreude. Good God, that's hilarious. Soulbutter "But what are the options and where can she turn for help? Clementine's timeout from Gaia, her loss of a daily connection with friends, and her trauma over having caused the kidnapping of her treasured Bluebird were wrenching for mother and daughter alike." I love it, it reads like a trashy novella. cheese_whine Sheard If you want to apply a real world analogy to what she did, it would be like... Going out to work or school while leaving the front door open, then coming home, finding everything stolen and suing the government. Wrendraith
How ridiculous can you get, seriously? That's like saying "I STUBBED A TOE, NOW I'M GOING TO SUE THE PERSON WHO MADE THAT WALL THAT WAS IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I STUBBED MY TOE D: D: D: D: D:"
That is SO.... just wow. Those people need help.
Jumping Jehosaphat Quote: If someone posing as a parental or authority figure makes a demand, they submit. Hello all Gaians, this is your parental unit that has legal custody of you. I demand that you give me all your Gaian assets. Answer the question; do not question the answer! Now do it, as I am a figure of authority and you must obey. Baa-baa! While I am not a teen, and am an adult, this quote angers me. As a teen I was able to think for myself and make good judgements, and I think there are plenty of intelligent gaian teens on here and just as capable as well. Tai Naito "Hey I got my stuff haxxed mommy can you sue?" "Sure thing lovey, lemme just call up my agent" ensoul "Well, I'm sorry to say this, but I've gone over this a thousand times and we can only send it to the U.S. and Canada." ""How about we exclude Quebec?" "What, for kicks?" "Yeah. I hate Quebec." "Okay. ******** Quebec." *scribbles in 'excluding Quebec' note* IMMA SNOW CONE I wished the mounts had butts. then maybe I'd use them. Dynamo Kiev BRB, I gotta go draw some orange feathers on Naruto and sell it as avatar art. Wark! Fanny Flaps Being single is also great! It means you can shag someone and never see them again or worry about buying them an Xmas present or having to spend hours watching dreaful rom-coms! [.The.Flying.Potato.] Our "Daily Chance" is nothing more than a trash can with a crane attached. O_O'' Seriously, think about the amount of wadded up paper in there. And the number of insects. It seems as if those bugs are decomposing the paper to create soil; there're flowers growing in that machine. I suppose the Gambinos are so rich, they're throwing away money... And now, old underwear. I suspect that the men of Gaia always assumed that the Daily Chance machines were trash cans. Remind me to disinfect anything that comes out of that machine before I wear it. Otherwise, it's probably covered in fly larva and pollen. Ick. This will be updated at my leisure.
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Sucky days and spending.
Well...
Over the weekend, I went to Momo's house, where I watched TV, played my DS, and... watched TV.
Okay, I did more than that. First we went to a party at a friend's house. Everybody chatted in the basement, and since I knew about two people, who were chatting with others, I began reading manga that was on the floor. Then, we went outside, and everybody played badminton. But I have no idea how to play badminton, so I petted a nearby puppy instead (and whispered inappropriate words into her ears while she was sleeping- oh, the immature fun!). Then, we ran around, drank soda, came up with several things that may turn into inside jokes, and I was a general spaz.
Then, we had a lazy day... TV watching galore. Yay for something that makes your brain rot!
Then Momo's friend, Arinnel, came over, we traded Pokemon and chatted about random stuffses, and she slept over.
The next day, we went to the mall (or the closest you can get in the middle of nowhere), and we each bought a manga. I got The Law of Ueki. Very random, but I like random. The main character can turn trash into trees, which is undoubtedly the weirdest power ever.
After that, we dropped off Arinnel, and I went home, to my boring, schoolish life.
Oh, and Tuesday sucked. My stomach hurt, I got back two papers I thought I did well on and got a B- and a C+ on them, we ran the Mile in PE... just a generally sucky day. I would've posted all this earlier, but to top off the day's suckiness, the computer's wireless network kept messing up. Evil computer! stressed
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