{ ~ What heights of love, what depths of peace. When fears are stilled. . . ~ }
Dear Diary,
____So my brother and I have been wanting this exercise machine as of late. We've bothered our parents about it for a few days past.
"The treadmill only works the legs, this exercise machine works everything!"
"It's a full cardio workout!"
"It's fun and we promise to do it for at least three hours a day!"
"The whole family can do it!"
You hook the machine up to the TV and watch the screen. You have to buy programs for the machine, and it does get expensive, but it's worth it! The machine itself is over two hundred dollars, but it's guaranteed to get my brother and I up and burning calories!
My mother asked to see it on the internet. My brother and I got silent. Then my mother said in an irritated voice, "Oh, I know what it is!" I burst out laughing while my brother continued to yell out the machine's positives above my shrill voice.
So maybe the Nintendo Wii still is a video game. But you do get a workout while staring at the TV for hours upon hours!
____Sincerely,
________The Great Critic (a.k.a. Noog Nkauj)
{ ~ . . .when striving cease. My comforter, my all in all, here in the love of Christ I stand. ~ }